Reality is a liberal conspiracy

By way of the endless thread, I have discovered this marvelous quote from Andy Schlafly.

There’s a broader point here. Why the big push for black holes by liberals, and big protests against any objection to them? If it turned out empirically that promoting black holes tends to cause people to read the Bible less, would you still push this so much?

Forget that math and physics stuff; the universe is actually a giant propaganda piece for liberalism, and the only reason scientists huff and puff about what’s actually out there is to get you to stop reading your Bibles.