You know what’s wrong with America?

Our problem is that we men don’t stand up when we pee. Obama probably sits down when he should pisseth against the wall.

This isn’t a joke. It’s what this guy seriously believes, and he’s very angry about it.

Somehow, I get the idea that Steven L. Anderson, the flaming anti-gay pastor, has these dreams in which he stands shoulder to shoulder with a long line of men, and they all unzip and flip out their penises and spray a mighty stream forth, together, with pride and joy…and he feels good about these dreams. Glory!