I used to deal with my insomnia by figuring out how I’d explain relativity to Newton or Wittgenstein to Socrates. I don’t think I’d get to sleep very soon imagining how Charles Darwin would react to this rap song.
We live in a science fiction novel, and it’s looking more and more like the author is Kilgore Trout.
Jim Harrison – Darwin would obviously reply in kind, to the popular Victorian hymn tune Abide With Me.
“Well, bugger me!
How much all this explains –
I thought that gemmules
Flowed along our veins,
Then they would blend,
Regressing to the means,
I never thought of
Regulating genes.”
Then he’d put his hat on backwards and do a funky dance. You can see it, can’t you?
Chrissays
Check out that wicked old-school Blue Jays cap. Takes me back to ’92.
…and not only that, he’s wearing a Jays cap….
(minor plug for my home town)
Helioprogenussays
Now that’s creative rapping. Sadly, the people who actually need to hear it will never have a chance because thanks to the superficial music industry, they’re getting lessons on pimping, hustling, generalized misogyny, specialized misogyny, spending your cash quickly, shooting your competitors, loading your glock, etc…
The rap does certainly have an appeal, even to mainstream culture thanks to the simple but awesome bassline. Speaking of which, after I get done with work, I’m heading home to try and play that beat.
Sclerophanaxsays
I like the lyrics a lot, I just wish their rap music had more… music in it, rather than just a repetitive beat. Although I’m not well versed in musical terminology enough to tell if adding music to rap music would turn it into hip hop or something like that.
Peter Ashbysays
Personally I think old Charles would like the Python’s little ditty:
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid–
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
I loved Miss Prism’s poem, but it wasn’t the content of the rap that I thought would blow Charlie’s mind.
Come to think of it. You’d have a harder time explaining the new science to Darwin’s granddad, but I reckon old Erasmus would have had less trouble getting down with the style, considering “Loves of the Plants” and his other literary efforts.
Indeed, the first rap song with clear message and sung by persons beyond their GED.
Tor A Hsays
That was pretty cool. :)
That Other Guysays
Oh man, flashbacks to Bill Nye!
Juliansays
The Science Pundit: This is filled with win.
More generally, for all those here tired of the path commercial rap has taken, try looking up Blackalicious; its a good place to start when looking for rap and hip hop that doesn’t engage in the sort of nihilism which most of it takes part in these days.
Stevesays
Hilarious. Wish this had happened when I was at Stanford.
Given all the religious creationists, it’s ironic that most of this was shot in front of the Memorial Church!
I understand that they’ll be special guest artists at the Buckaroo Banzai/Hong Kong Cavaliers & MC Hawking/Dark Matter “Monsters of Science” concert tour dates in California.
Andysinsays
Toronto Blue Jays repreSENT!
Hank Bonessays
A Geeksta rap oldie (if old school Nerdcore even exists…)
Fresh. Is that what the kids say? Fresh? Seriously creative and comparable to The Narwhal Song only as a Trabant is comparable to a Bugatti Veyron because they both have four wheels. If you like your rap and you like it smart, download some Greydon Square on iTunes.
I just have to add how nice that BBCodeXtra add-on is after that last limoncello.
Confusedsays
AlpineKat has a lot to answer for.
Larrysays
#10 Jeff: HOLY CRAP!!! Those guys are at Stanford! Why haven’t I heard of this?!?!
Actually, Standford has been around for quite a while Jeff. All you need to do is look at the bottom of the Pac12 football standings and there they are! ;)
Stanford ’77 alum.
annassays
@The Science Pundit – thanks for the link. Who knew science could be so much fun?
(We all did, right.)
For the computer-science types, check out Kill Dash Nine.
protocolsays
yea for my alma mater (though all the while I was there I wished I was at berkeley.
Nerd of Redhead, OMsays
Interesting little rap. Even scientists can have fun out of the lab.
David Marjanović, OMsays
I’ll just repeat comment 1.
(And 21. <duck & cover>)
SquidBrandonsays
Um…but I was told by very important people who talk to gOd, that fruit fly research is a waste of taxpayer money. So, Hox genes and other development-related regulatory genes in model organisms are consequentially unimportant. Right?
You may have just saved my midterm tomorrow – thank you so much. I always knew web surfing was useful! *back to studying Cactus and Ran-GEF and things*
Goldenmanesays
Seems to me that there’s a growing tendency for science to push further into popular culture in an overt manner.
I can only say: this is a Good Thing.
RamziDsays
Nice song!
If you liked that, you might enjoy the rapping of Greydon Square… an atheist rapper from Phoenix, AZ… enjoy!
RamziDsays
another good one by Greydon Square:
RamziDsays
Okay, sorry, but this is the last one:
I’m so happy that a message of rationality and secularism is even being delivered through pop media…
scottsays
What would Hoekstra and Coyne have to say about their overt gene-regulation bias?
What about protein evolution??!!?? ;-)
gribleysays
Awesome, although it made me cringe a little. I’m impressed about the HOX bits, especially.
But yo, firemancarl, Kobra, and especially Mud Rake — this hating on rap is totally unwarranted — you folks sound as closed-minded as any creationist. I bet none of you have spent, say, even 3 minutes in total investigating the genre. There is a lot of shit rap out there, just as there’s a lot of crappy pop music, but to decry rap because you didn’t like the few seconds you heard while switching stations is as pathetic as dissing all of rock music because of Britney.
If you make a claim as dumb as Mud Rake’s, I expect you to be able to back it up with names of songs and a little musical and lyrical analysis. Hell, the Stanford rap wasn’t particularly clever or lyrically interesting compared even to mainstream rap. There is a lot of tremendously intelligent, thoughtful rap out there. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that rap has been *at least* as productive, innovative, and interesting a musical form over the last 20 years as any you can name. Just because you don’t know anything about it doesn’t give you the right to put it down.
whew. Sorry for the tangent. But I hate that any mention of rap on a public forum brings this uninformed crap out of the woodwork.
Just so you know, the music is not their own, so don’t blame them. They took the music and the flow from an old Jay-Z song, “Money ain’t a thing.” From probably before any of you had heard of Jay-Z, he wasn’t big at that point in time. Nice rap though, I think I learned a little bit and it made me laugh.
If you guys like more nerdcore rap. Here is some Unix rap, Kill Dash Nine by Monzy. Also performed at Stanford. What is with Stanford and nerd rap?
HeWhoYouDespisesays
But who regulates the regulating genes? good old non-genetic, cytoplasmic architectural and physical factors, that’s who.
Cool rap, though. I will have to diss them with my own anti-homuncular rap: “epigenesis is crucial for development”
This is even better than MC Hawkings’ Fuck the Creationists!
Mariasays
This is awful as far as music goes, but fun and informative. I have to say something to all the people who are incredibly condescending towards hip hop in general, assuming that all hip hop artists are illiterate and idiotic: most are not, and some are introspective and very intelligent. Please get off your high horse and sit down and listen to some intelligent hip hop artists, because they are out there.
Silisays
Those preferring Tom Lehrer seem to miss the point. How many people in his day (yes, I know he’s not dead yet) were upset that he lampooned the works of Gilbert ‘n’ Sullivan?
“I’d rather hear the real Major General’s patter song.”
I say this as a fan of Lehrer: Grow the fuck up.
And thus I’ve ruined the comment I wanted to make:
Psychodiva says
Bloody Brilliant!!!
the first rap song I ever enjoyed- and understood lol
firemancarl says
Lets hope this becomes a youtube phenom and millions will watch it…thanks to HOX
Glen Davidson says
Kind of like watching Expelled, or observing Dembski et al. while trying to make ID cool.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/6mb592
Kobra says
You just blew my mind, man.
Seriously.
Not counting this, 100% of the rap songs I have ever heard (which is a lot– my brother makes his own rap songs) have been aggravatingly stupid.
An intelligent rap song… this is a whole new concept for me.
So, what do they call themselves? The Post-Docs?
uknesvuinng says
Speaking of Newgrounds, did you see “Demolition Squid”? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/233648
“Take that, you son of a church!”
Eidolon says
Great stuff – anyone send this along to Glen Beck??
annas says
This is not bad, but I like the LHC rap even better – I’ve been singing it for months now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM
Not as biological, though.
ApeMachine says
Awesome!
Karen says
That’s a nice little clip of awesome right there.
Jeff Arnold says
HOLY CRAP!!! Those guys are at Stanford! Why haven’t I heard of this?!?!
MissPrism says
Splendid stuff.
(A friend and I once wrote a lovely fly segmentation song to the tune of “The Locomotion.”)
Jim Harrison says
I used to deal with my insomnia by figuring out how I’d explain relativity to Newton or Wittgenstein to Socrates. I don’t think I’d get to sleep very soon imagining how Charles Darwin would react to this rap song.
We live in a science fiction novel, and it’s looking more and more like the author is Kilgore Trout.
Greg says
Brilliant! I recognize the Stanford campus. I miss being there. Especially now in this deity-awful blizzard aftermath.
Newfie says
diggin’ the old school Jays caps
Cheezits says
I dunno, I’d rather hear Tom Lehrer’s take on it.
Brian says
Nerdcore hiphop is a big tent.
MissPrism says
Jim Harrison – Darwin would obviously reply in kind, to the popular Victorian hymn tune Abide With Me.
“Well, bugger me!
How much all this explains –
I thought that gemmules
Flowed along our veins,
Then they would blend,
Regressing to the means,
I never thought of
Regulating genes.”
Then he’d put his hat on backwards and do a funky dance. You can see it, can’t you?
Chris says
Check out that wicked old-school Blue Jays cap. Takes me back to ’92.
Eamon Knight says
…and not only that, he’s wearing a Jays cap….
(minor plug for my home town)
Helioprogenus says
Now that’s creative rapping. Sadly, the people who actually need to hear it will never have a chance because thanks to the superficial music industry, they’re getting lessons on pimping, hustling, generalized misogyny, specialized misogyny, spending your cash quickly, shooting your competitors, loading your glock, etc…
The rap does certainly have an appeal, even to mainstream culture thanks to the simple but awesome bassline. Speaking of which, after I get done with work, I’m heading home to try and play that beat.
Sclerophanax says
I like the lyrics a lot, I just wish their rap music had more… music in it, rather than just a repetitive beat. Although I’m not well versed in musical terminology enough to tell if adding music to rap music would turn it into hip hop or something like that.
Peter Ashby says
Personally I think old Charles would like the Python’s little ditty:
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid–
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
Marshall says
This is absolutely hilarious. I forwarded it to all my professors and friends. I especially like their other video, “going going back back to plasma membrane”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1KXibLIOGY&feature=related
joyjoy says
YEAH STANFORD!! Oh, and awesome vid also.
Bourgeois_Rage says
Blasphemy!
Jim Harrison says
I loved Miss Prism’s poem, but it wasn’t the content of the rap that I thought would blow Charlie’s mind.
Come to think of it. You’d have a harder time explaining the new science to Darwin’s granddad, but I reckon old Erasmus would have had less trouble getting down with the style, considering “Loves of the Plants” and his other literary efforts.
The Science Pundit says
@annas (#7)
Have you heard the Astrobiology rap? I like it better than the LHC rap.
Mud_rake says
Indeed, the first rap song with clear message and sung by persons beyond their GED.
Tor A H says
That was pretty cool. :)
That Other Guy says
Oh man, flashbacks to Bill Nye!
Julian says
The Science Pundit: This is filled with win.
More generally, for all those here tired of the path commercial rap has taken, try looking up Blackalicious; its a good place to start when looking for rap and hip hop that doesn’t engage in the sort of nihilism which most of it takes part in these days.
Steve says
Hilarious. Wish this had happened when I was at Stanford.
Given all the religious creationists, it’s ironic that most of this was shot in front of the Memorial Church!
'Tis Himself says
But is it better than Cows With Guns?
Chris Tucker says
I understand that they’ll be special guest artists at the Buckaroo Banzai/Hong Kong Cavaliers & MC Hawking/Dark Matter “Monsters of Science” concert tour dates in California.
Andysin says
Toronto Blue Jays repreSENT!
Hank Bones says
A Geeksta rap oldie (if old school Nerdcore even exists…)
JFKman says
Funk dat!!!!
Pareidolius says
Fresh. Is that what the kids say? Fresh? Seriously creative and comparable to The Narwhal Song only as a Trabant is comparable to a Bugatti Veyron because they both have four wheels. If you like your rap and you like it smart, download some Greydon Square on iTunes.
Katrina says
Did anyone else check out the other videos these guys have?
Hi, Meiosis
I’m going going back back to plasma membrane
I just have to add how nice that BBCodeXtra add-on is after that last limoncello.
Confused says
AlpineKat has a lot to answer for.
Larry says
#10 Jeff: HOLY CRAP!!! Those guys are at Stanford! Why haven’t I heard of this?!?!
Actually, Standford has been around for quite a while Jeff. All you need to do is look at the bottom of the Pac12 football standings and there they are! ;)
Stanford ’77 alum.
annas says
@The Science Pundit – thanks for the link. Who knew science could be so much fun?
(We all did, right.)
Kevin DeGraaf says
Very cool, but 75% of that went over my head…
For the computer-science types, check out Kill Dash Nine.
protocol says
yea for my alma mater (though all the while I was there I wished I was at berkeley.
Nerd of Redhead, OM says
Interesting little rap. Even scientists can have fun out of the lab.
David Marjanović, OM says
I’ll just repeat comment 1.
(And 21. <duck & cover>)
SquidBrandon says
Um…but I was told by very important people who talk to gOd, that fruit fly research is a waste of taxpayer money. So, Hox genes and other development-related regulatory genes in model organisms are consequentially unimportant. Right?
rodiel says
Classic nerdcore :-)
Though I prefer actually signing when it comes to songs, so I guess my favourite is still this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaf4j19_3Zg
Grab your partner’s chromatid…
Marc Abian says
Blasphemy!
arachnophilia says
i don’t think i’ve had enough biology classes to get these jokes.
however, this is still somehow LESS nerdy than the star trek rap.
Geordie says
The Narwhal song is better.
SeeMoreGlass says
You may have just saved my midterm tomorrow – thank you so much. I always knew web surfing was useful! *back to studying Cactus and Ran-GEF and things*
Goldenmane says
Seems to me that there’s a growing tendency for science to push further into popular culture in an overt manner.
I can only say: this is a Good Thing.
RamziD says
Nice song!
If you liked that, you might enjoy the rapping of Greydon Square… an atheist rapper from Phoenix, AZ… enjoy!
RamziD says
another good one by Greydon Square:
RamziD says
Okay, sorry, but this is the last one:
I’m so happy that a message of rationality and secularism is even being delivered through pop media…
scott says
What would Hoekstra and Coyne have to say about their overt gene-regulation bias?
What about protein evolution??!!?? ;-)
gribley says
Awesome, although it made me cringe a little. I’m impressed about the HOX bits, especially.
But yo, firemancarl, Kobra, and especially Mud Rake — this hating on rap is totally unwarranted — you folks sound as closed-minded as any creationist. I bet none of you have spent, say, even 3 minutes in total investigating the genre. There is a lot of shit rap out there, just as there’s a lot of crappy pop music, but to decry rap because you didn’t like the few seconds you heard while switching stations is as pathetic as dissing all of rock music because of Britney.
If you make a claim as dumb as Mud Rake’s, I expect you to be able to back it up with names of songs and a little musical and lyrical analysis. Hell, the Stanford rap wasn’t particularly clever or lyrically interesting compared even to mainstream rap. There is a lot of tremendously intelligent, thoughtful rap out there. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that rap has been *at least* as productive, innovative, and interesting a musical form over the last 20 years as any you can name. Just because you don’t know anything about it doesn’t give you the right to put it down.
whew. Sorry for the tangent. But I hate that any mention of rap on a public forum brings this uninformed crap out of the woodwork.
Scott Hatfield, OM says
That was awesome.
And here’s something in a similar vein, courtesy of the Rogue Festival in Fresno!
Brodach says
Great links from everyone: thanks all! I second the recommendation of Blackalicious for those looking for intelligent rap.
Barb says
Genes are regulated for sure –lest that leg grow where it ought not!
“fearfully and wonderfully made” –“and through Him was not anything made that was made.”
marilove says
The ignorance in these comments in regards to rap/hip-hop make me sad :(
Nerd of Redhead, OM says
Barb the Bimbo Blathering. Nothing cogent, just manure. Move along folks, hold your nose to avoid the smell.
JPBrowning says
Just so you know, the music is not their own, so don’t blame them. They took the music and the flow from an old Jay-Z song, “Money ain’t a thing.” From probably before any of you had heard of Jay-Z, he wasn’t big at that point in time. Nice rap though, I think I learned a little bit and it made me laugh.
Ed_CO says
If you guys like more nerdcore rap. Here is some Unix rap, Kill Dash Nine by Monzy. Also performed at Stanford. What is with Stanford and nerd rap?
HeWhoYouDespise says
But who regulates the regulating genes? good old non-genetic, cytoplasmic architectural and physical factors, that’s who.
Cool rap, though. I will have to diss them with my own anti-homuncular rap: “epigenesis is crucial for development”
BlueIndependent says
Definitely more Beastie than Fitty.
ryan says
Yeah… Blackalicious – Alphabet Aerobics & Chemical Calisthenics! If you’re not digging the beginning, skip to 2:10.
ryan says
doh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foEU2WHdOzA
Danny says
This is even better than MC Hawkings’ Fuck the Creationists!
Maria says
This is awful as far as music goes, but fun and informative. I have to say something to all the people who are incredibly condescending towards hip hop in general, assuming that all hip hop artists are illiterate and idiotic: most are not, and some are introspective and very intelligent. Please get off your high horse and sit down and listen to some intelligent hip hop artists, because they are out there.
Sili says
Those preferring Tom Lehrer seem to miss the point. How many people in his day (yes, I know he’s not dead yet) were upset that he lampooned the works of Gilbert ‘n’ Sullivan?
“I’d rather hear the real Major General’s patter song.”
I say this as a fan of Lehrer: Grow the fuck up.
And thus I’ve ruined the comment I wanted to make:
Are we not men?
We are devo.
E-E. V. O.
Evo devo.