There has been a recent upsurge in email coming my way. Some of it is very complimentary, thank you very much to all who have written in to say nice things about the blog, and some of it is extremely nasty (no thank you, I’m not interested in being sent to hell right now), but others … others are just weird.
No Idea what you’re up against
You have absolutely no idea what you’re up against. At this very moment, several species of aliens are surrounding this planet. Oh yeah, out millions of stars and billions of years, we’re the only intelligent forms there are, and our hundred year old physics says FTL is impossible, etc. Everything is so nice and secure. Dumbass. NORAD, our government, and others know it all, but they won’t reveal anything untill the bitter end. Think those california drones were hoaxes? Think again.
You rock. That’s why Blockbuster’s offering you one month of Blockbuster Total Access, No Cost.
I’m also getting weirded out by those ads that get appended to stuff sent through yahoo. Even the email that’s telling me God is going to enjoy rending me limb from limb close with that discordant claim that I “rock”.
Don’t tell this fellow, though, that of course I know all that he said — I’m just being paid tons of quatloos and the promise of being given dominion over al the fjords of Earth by the reptoids, if only I continue to spread disinformation through the interwebs. The California drones were hoaxes! Bigfoot doesn’t even know how to pilot a transdimensional alien probe through telepathy.