Of course this is the result I’d get


My score on The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test:

a Pirate
(You scored 3 Honor, 4 Justice, 4 Adventure, and 13 Individuality!)

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Arr matey. You may believe in honor, and justice, and you certainly have a sense of adventure. But mostly, you play by your own rules. Your code is your own and you are flexible in most situations. Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot. I think you’ll do fine.

Link: The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test
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Comments

  1. Viadd says

    And the Laws of Nature are more more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules.

  2. says

    hmm… I scored as a cowboy (and I resent that somewhat) but I scored highest in adventure (that much I think is probably accurate).

    I did also notice in the statistical analysis at the bottom of the page it showed me in the 99th percentile for ALL of the categories, so I’m not sure if that guy who was working on the Lost Tomb of Jesus was doing the analysis or what…

  3. says

    I’m a cowboy. Also I scored more than 99% of my age group for … everything. Think they have a bug there.

  4. Foster Disbelief says

    a Ninja
    You scored 10 Honor, 1 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 6 Individuality!
    You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You’ve a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.
    Black clothes and shuriken for you. You’re gonna do just fine.

    Yeah. That sounds about right.

  5. James Orpin says

    A Cowboy.

    You scored 5 Honor, 8 Justice, 7 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

    I scored 93% on Knightlyness but only 43% on Cowboiosity.

  6. truth machine says

    a Ninja
    You scored 7 Honor, 5 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 5 Individuality!

  7. MorpheusPA says

    a Knight Captain
    You scored 8 Honor, 9 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 1 Individuality!

    Hmmm.

  8. David Marjanović says

    My score on The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test:

    **************************************

    a Ninja
    (You scored 9 Honor, 4 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 4 Individuality!)

    “You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You’ve a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.Black clothes and shuriken for you. You’re gonna do just fine.”

    What! 9 on honor? 5 on adventure? This is an insult!

    I must say, though, that a large proportion of the questions asks about situations I’ve never even remotely been in or even imagined. More importantly, some questions also depend on implicit assumptions — I said I trust “the authorities” to help me, but I’m in Europe; if I were in the USA, maybe I wouldn’t.

    BTW, I scored over 99 % on everything. Something’s wrong.

    Oh, and the weapon question, the last one… why wasn’t “a machine gun, a bulletproof vest, a helmet, and as much ammo as I can carry” an option?!? I took the cowboy option, but this way it doesn’t get through what a coward I am.

    Have you seen the spaghetti western Django? That’s how to fight.

  9. David Marjanović says

    My score on The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test:

    **************************************

    a Ninja
    (You scored 9 Honor, 4 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 4 Individuality!)

    “You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You’ve a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.Black clothes and shuriken for you. You’re gonna do just fine.”

    What! 9 on honor? 5 on adventure? This is an insult!

    I must say, though, that a large proportion of the questions asks about situations I’ve never even remotely been in or even imagined. More importantly, some questions also depend on implicit assumptions — I said I trust “the authorities” to help me, but I’m in Europe; if I were in the USA, maybe I wouldn’t.

    BTW, I scored over 99 % on everything. Something’s wrong.

    Oh, and the weapon question, the last one… why wasn’t “a machine gun, a bulletproof vest, a helmet, and as much ammo as I can carry” an option?!? I took the cowboy option, but this way it doesn’t get through what a coward I am.

    Have you seen the spaghetti western Django? That’s how to fight.

  10. says

    I scored “higher than 98%” in all things Ninja. You actually don’t see this writing because, presently, I’m in the room behind you ready to dispense Ninja Justice.

    As Ask a Ninja says, “I look forward to killing you soon!”

  11. says

    You scored 7 Honor, 5 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 5 Individuality!
    You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You’ve a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.
    Black clothes and shuriken for you. You’re gonna do just fine.

  12. says

    “Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot”?????

    Do they know who they are talking to? They are asking for trouble, telling a biologist to look into a parrot!

    (Poor parrot.)

  13. says

    I too am a Ninja… Seems appropriate. :)

    Rogue Ninja
    (You scored 8 Honor, 4 Justice, 4 Adventure, and 7 Individuality!)

    “You are as quiet as the wind, deadly as a viper and you follow no master. You are a Rogue Ninja. Let no one say you are without honor, lest they meet a quiet and questionable end.Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You’ll do just fine”

  14. Student says

    thnk t s hlrs tht PZ cmprs hmslf t prt. Prts, wr, ftr ll, nt vry nc ppl.

    [this is from one of those morphing trolls who previously called himself Doc Bill, Ulyanov, and various other pseudonyms. –pzm]

  15. says

    a Pirate
    You scored 5 Honor, 2 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 10 Individuality!

    Arr matey. You may belive in honor, and justice, and you certainly have a sense of adventure. But mostly, you play by your own rules. Your code is your own and you are flexible in most situations.

    Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot. I think you’ll do fine.

  16. jpaulr says

    Looks like there’s different types for each:

    A Pirate Raider
    You scored 3 Honor, 2 Justice, 9 Adventure, and 9 Individuality!
    More than just the usual swabbie, you demand not only the life at sea, free from landlubbers and their rules, but also you require adventure and excitement. You’re happiest when the guns are blazing, the risk high, the outcome uncertain, but the chance for reward substantial. Your kind are welcomed as allies and feared as enemies.

    Put on your wooden leg and hook. You’ll do just fine!

    BTW, I got 99 percentile in all categories too.

  17. says

    a Ninja

    You scored 11 Honor, 3 Justice, 6 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

    You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You’ve a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.

    Black clothes and shuriken for you. You’re gonna do just fine.
    Higher than 92% on Ninjinuity
    Higher than 18% on Knightlyness
    Higher than 36% on Cowboiosity
    Higher than 11% on Piratical Bent

    Not all that susprising, really.

    Though, I’d have thought Id’ be more knightly than Cowboious.

  18. Jason says

    a Ninja

    (You scored 12 Honor, 6 Justice, 2 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!)

    Hmm…

  19. Dianne says

    Also I scored more than 99% of my age group for … everything. Think they have a bug there

    I think that that means that you’re the first person in your age/gender group to take the test. Since there are no other data points, the scores for “everyone else” in your group are 0 so naturally your values are higher. At least that’s my ninjatude guess as to what’s going on with that.

  20. TheBlackCat says

    a Ninja
    You scored 14 Honor, 4 Justice, 2 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

    You scored higher than 99% on Ninjinuity
    You scored higher than 99% on Knightlyness
    You scored higher than 99% on Cowboiosity
    You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent

    I think that that means that you’re the first person in your age/gender group to take the test.

    I don’t think that is it, I tried a bunch of different years for both genders and got that for all of them.

  21. says

    Roll me over and turn me around
    Let me keep spinning ’til I hit the ground
    Roll me over and set me free
    A cowboy’s life is the life for me

  22. dzd says

    Pirate raider: 4 Honor, 4 Justice, 7 Adventure, and 8 Individuality

    Although I think I’m a little closer to Usopp than Captain Jack Sparrow.

  23. says

    I got Rogue Ninja. “Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You’ll do just fine.”

    Er, OK. I was doing that already. (Except for the knives bit.)

  24. Dianne says

    I tried a bunch of different years for both genders and got that for all of them.

    Try repeating the test using one of the year/gender combintations you’ve already used. If you still get 99% in all catagories then I’ll consider my initial hypothesis ruled out.

  25. Selma says

    Ninja, of course! Like SlackerNinja.

    Except I got 99% on the qualities too. I don’t think that part is actually working.

    Except for Slacker…

  26. Eamon Knight says

    Appropriately enough, I scored (drumroll): Knight Captain ;-)

    I also got 99% on all those silly categories, so I’ve no idea what that’s about.

    And what’s with question #8? Every time I clicked there it took me to another page where it tried to match me with various people. Stupid dating sites….

  27. Steve_C says

    Rogue Ninja

    You scored 11 Honor, 3 Justice, 2 Adventure, and 7 Individuality!

    You are as quiet as the wind, deadly as a viper and you follow no master. You are a Rogue Ninja. Let no one say you are without honor, lest they meet a quiet and questionable end.

    Dress as you like and keep your knives close. You’ll do just fine

    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 92% on Ninjinuity
    You scored higher than 15% on Knightlyness
    You scored higher than 0% on Cowboiosity
    You scored higher than 70% on Piratical Bent

    Cowboys suck. ;)

  28. ctenotrish, FCD, PhD says

    I am pretty surprised to find that I am a Ninja!

    “You scored 8 Honor, 4 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 6 Individuality!”

    Hmmm.

  29. jufulu says

    a Man with No Name
    You scored 7 Honor, 4 Justice, 7 Adventure, and 5 Individuality!
    It’s one thing to be a gunslinger. It’s another to wander into town, leave nothing but a trail of those who’d try your skill and take the town’s gratitude and cash with you. Hero or villan? It’s all in how you look at it and whose side you’re on.
    Cigar in your teeth and colt on your hip, you are ready to step into the hazy desert horizon. You’ll do just fine.

    Im 99%+ on all variables. (51 YO and male)

    You scored higher than 99% on Ninjinuity

    You scored higher than 99% on Knightlyness

    You scored higher than 99% on Cowboiosity

    You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent

  30. twincats says

    Yay! I’m a ninja!

    Didn’t copy the results, but I did have a higher piratical bent than ninjanuity.

    Pirate would’ve been fine, too.

  31. amy says

    “a Ninja Warlord
    You scored 8 Honor, 7 Justice, 7 Adventure, and 1 Individuality!

    Your name is but a rumor and story told to frighten children, but your swift and powerful commands leave entire cities in rubble. You are not just a ninja, but the sort that could lead a clan and a nation by the firmness of your honor, the strength of your conviction, and the will to carry your power into as yet unknown realms.

    Muster your unseen army. You’ll do just fine.”

    Unseen army, huh? I’m guessing that would be all the ninjas who posted here? Except the rogue ninjas, of course…

  32. Desert Donkey says

    A Cowboy with No Name, but apparently well rounded.

    You scored higher than 99% on Ninjinuity
    You scored higher than 99% on Knightlyness
    You scored higher than 99% on Cowboiosity
    You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent

  33. says

    a Man with No Name
    You scored 9 Honor, 2 Justice, 9 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

    My friend Raven would find this amusing, since she says I am sometimes too proper and not adventurish enough … ;)