I was hoping for Magneto


Since so many call me a bad guy, let’s see where I fall on the Super Villain scale.


Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze

Mr. Freeze
71%
Dr. Doom
54%
The Joker
51%
Magneto
51%
Apocalypse
47%
Lex Luthor
46%
Venom
42%
Poison Ivy
41%
Mystique
32%
Green Goblin
28%
Two-Face
28%
Riddler
25%
Kingpin
21%
Dark Phoenix
18%
Juggernaut
16%
Catwoman
8%
You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.


Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz


(via ZayZayEm the Joker)

Comments

  1. Paguroidea says

    Mystique

    “Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.”

    The motherly part is correct.

  2. Martin Christensen says

    The Joker, both when I gave as reasonable answers as possible and even more when I allowed my inner madman free reign.

    I had hoped for someone a bit more intellectual, but at least I’m suitably crazy.

    Martin

  3. Stogoe says

    My top three are Mr Freeze, Joker, and Dr Doom. Could be worse… although Mr Freeze always seemed a one-note villain to me.

  4. Akshay says

    Hah! *I* am Magneto! I “fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much I am willing to fight and hurt others for my cause” Flattering.

  5. Crosius says

    I scored as Dr. Doom, as well. I wonder if that’s going to be a trend on this site. If so, why? What is it about Dr. Doom that fits with Pharyngula readers?

    Dr. Doom never really struck me as a secular rationalist.

  6. Scott Simmons says

    Hey! It would only let me select one choice on question #48!

    I’m evidently Apocalypse. “You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.” Sounds about right to me!

    Except that they mis-spelled “fattest”. But hey, close enough!

  7. llewelly says

    I am also Mystique (48%), followed by Catwoman (44%)

    However I don’t think her clothes would fit me.

  8. kim says

    Poison Ivy

    You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.

    That’s me!

  9. Travismc says

    Dr. Doom

    Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

    I will destroy you all with my dashing good looks!

  10. Kevin says

    I am Apocalypse. I believe in survival of the fittest…and I believe that I am the fittest.

    Sounds about right.

  11. Ray says

    Poison Ivy.

    But what sort of quiz can claim to measure your Super Villainy when it doesn’t include George Bush or Dick Cheney in the list? Though on second thoughts, they would have made all the others look like Super Heroes by comparison.

  12. says

    Apocalypse? WTF?
    Least I’m not the Joker or Firefly. Or that cat who runs around in a loincloth & cuts himself all over (I forget that wackjob’s name).
    Followed closely by Dark Phoenix & Poison Ivy.

  13. Sakurai says

    Poison Ivy (but at only 44% – I guess I’m just not that villainous in general) followed by Dr. Doom and Mr. Freeze.

  14. Hank Fox says

    Apocalypse.

    Ever since the movie “Apocalypse Now” — which came out the same year as “Star Trek – The Motion Picture,” I seem to hear the word “apocalypse” as “Spock lips.”

    So I’m the supervillain Spock Lips.

    Cower, illogical mortals, at my superior sneer.

  15. says

    Victor Zsasz. No, that’s the guy’s name, not who I scored as.
    Brrhhh!!! Anyone who answers honestly & gets THAT wackadoo, should do some serious introspection.
    Even if it is an online quiz.

  16. Matt T. says

    Even though I distinctly remembering giving “do you like cold weather” a hard no, I got Mr. Freeze, followed closely by Poison Ivy, Dr. Doom and The Joker. I say this quiz is rubbish because it doesn’t have an option for the Mad Thinker or his Awesome Android. If I were a mad scientist, I’d totally name my creations thataway. My Kick-ass Nuetron Flower Repolarizer. Just to see the newsreaders have to announce that I’m holding the president hostage with a Totally Airwolf Matter Rearranger.

  17. Baratos says

    Mine is just like yours, PZ, except that Joker is third from the bottom instead of third from the top. Too lazy for practical jokes…….

  18. says

    I was hoping for Magneto, too, but to my surprise I actually got Magneto.

    Your results:
    You are Magneto

    Magneto
    63%
    Apocalypse
    62%
    Mystique
    61%
    Lex Luthor
    58%
    Dr. Doom
    56%
    Venom
    55%
    Riddler
    54%
    Catwoman
    50%
    Green Goblin
    49%
    Two-Face
    49%
    The Joker
    47%
    Kingpin
    44%
    Dark Phoenix
    42%
    Poison Ivy
    39%
    Mr. Freeze
    37%
    Juggernaut
    33%
    You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.


    Click here to take the “Which Super Villain are you?” quiz…

  19. beccarii says

    If one applies error bars (wherever those may lie…), top contributions to my supervillain status are about equally divided, at around 60% (middling supervillainry) among four choices: Mr. Freeze (61%), The Joker (60%), Poison Ivy (59%), and Apocalypse (57%). So – reserved, plant-loving, chemically-talented, super-intelligent, super-powered psychopath. Ok – I’ll try to run with that, though in a middling way.

  20. fyreflye says

    I got Mystique followed by Poison Ivy, and I’m not even female. Maybe this means I’m not really a villain, much less a super one. I can live with that.

    Now let’s have an online test titled “Which ID proponent are you?” Anyone want to set that one up?

  21. Kadin says

    Apocalypse
    “You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.”
    Apocalypse 77%
    Dark Phoenix 72%
    Magneto 69%
    Dr Doom 64%
    Juggernaut 61%

  22. Michael H says

    I got Magneto. Which is what I wanted

    Of course,by todays comic book standards Magneto outedges quite a number of superheroes for sheer virtuosness and concern for the downtrodden.

  23. Torbjörn Larsson says

    Hah! PZ will surely envy me.

    Apocalypse 62%
    “You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.”

    Magneto 62%

    Bow to my superior villain-fu, PZ!

  24. Torbjörn Larsson says

    Hah! PZ will surely envy me.

    Apocalypse 62%
    “You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.”

    Magneto 62%

    Bow to my superior villain-fu, PZ!

  25. says

    I am Dr. Doom (65%) and Apocalpyse (63%)

    The google ads at the top including one for:

    Hiring People Who ‘Fit’
    Matching People to Positions Using Objective Information

    Some business-management-fly-by-night site. Entertaining.

  26. Dawn O'Day says

    Dr. Doom. a suspiciously high % of Pharyngulists seem to have scored Dr. Doom. could it be that many of us believe ourselves to be intelligent and powerful, only to be deluded by vanity??????

    Just askin’.

  27. Azkyroth says

    Put a little more thought into my answers the second time around:

    Magneto: 62%
    Dark Phoenix: 60%
    Apocalypse: 60%

  28. Flex says

    Dr. Doom. (84%)

    Which is perfectly fine by me.

    Bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

    Runners up, Apocalypse and Lex Luthor

  29. TomS says

    Apocalypse, Dr. Doom, the Joker. I stopped reading comics long enough ago I don’t know who Apocalypse is, but I do like the tagline.

  30. Will Von Wizzlepig says

    Dude, sweet! I’m Venom.

    Venom 68%
    Dark Phoenix 67%
    The Joker 61%
    Catwoman 59%
    Mystique 58%
    Mr. Freeze 57%
    Riddler 56%
    Apocalypse 54%
    Dr. Doom 54%

  31. Chuck C says

    Magneto. I was kinda hoping for The-Evil-Midnight-Bomber-What-Blows-Stuff-Up-at-Midnight.

    (sigh) The Tick just don’t get no respect…

  32. Sarcastro says

    Yea Baby yea! If we’re doing Tick villains I want to be Chromedome… “What’s the point of science if nobody gets hurt!?”

    71% Eric Lenscher on this test. 65% En Saba Nur and 61% Victor Von Doom.

  33. says

    Mr. Freeze / Dr. Doom for me too – tied at only 36%; followed by a 34% score for Apocalypse and 29% The Joker. I was never into comics, so I don’t even know who A. is.