There’s just no way around it any more. IF:
- If you’re from Colorado, and
- if you’re a fundamentalist Christian,
- then you must be gay.
There’s nothing at all wrong with that, of course, and you should just stop living a lie and come out with it.
We should have known, I think. The bright lights, the adoring audiences, the singing, the showmanship…being a pastor at one of these fundie megachurches is just like having a hit show on Broadway.