What’s for sale? Everything. Tvngp would sell Texas to Mexico for 47 pesos. I guess conservatives just love a white thief, even when it’s their own ass getting jacked. Let’s play Orngdolph Shitler for a minute and call all the leaders of the world to Meryl Oggo to sell amurriKKKa’s gullible gluteus out, one hank of meat at a time. Bidding is open!
Our land. A ton of it is already owned by foreign investors, but let’s start forking over government land as well. Six Flags Over Yellowstone, a subsidiary of Volkswagen-Daimler-Yamaha.
The Social Security Administration. Home boy tried to nix the social security tax during his last year in office, which I don’t quite understand. It’s meant to pay for this program, but as Dubya discovered in the naughts, you can also pillage it for other purposes with a rubber stamp congress of warhawking shitlords. With this tax in place, when it’s not getting robbed for other things, the agency can actually make money. That means it has value, which means somebody might be down to buy it. The money that’s meant to keep you from subsisting on cat food when you’re too old to work, how would you like that turned into a hedge fund run by transnational casino owners?
Our nuclear power plants. China owns a lot of US Treasury bonds, time to cash in those chips. This one would amuse me so very much.
Our prisoners. With private prisons already being a thing, some might already be owned by international corporations. Reduce infrastructure costs and make it official. Essentially if you get caught for jaywalking, you can be sold into slavery abroad.
The United States Marine Corps. Army is land, Navy is sea, Air Force is air, Marine Corp is … what? I guess alchemically they’d be fire, but that’s making them out to be cooler than they should be. At any rate, they don’t make much sense to me conceptually, so you know damn well the Leather Lich doesn’t get it. Sold! I’d like to see what Denmark could do with a Marine Corp. Maybe annex Yorkshire?
Our dignity as a sovereign nation. Psych, he can’t sell this because we threw that in the garbage when we elected a linty ballsack as god-emperor.
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