remember those lonely island dudes? before they were famous, they did this rap about a rather specific bestiality. trust me, it’s funny tho.
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Life's a Gas
I Hope it's Gonna Last
remember those lonely island dudes? before they were famous, they did this rap about a rather specific bestiality. trust me, it’s funny tho.
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remember these jonathan frakes compilations coming up in your yewchoob recs? good shit. the guy’s whole catalog on yt is worth a look – dare i say a subscribe? anyway,
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remember when this one did the rounds? weasel. good shit.
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Remember the audiobook snorings? I chanced to look at the rest of the videos on that channel and a huge amount of it is devoted to the ostensible health benefits of urine. Drinking it, soaking your feet in it like a vulture or a slender loris or a binturong*.
So here’s the mystery. Is the thespian the piss drinker? Or did he merely mirror videos produced by another content creator? I could find out by playing a peepee video, listening to the man’s voice, seeing if it matches. But I am not doing that, thanks.
*why nature so into water sports? and why did i have this knowledge on tap? i know not.
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Just today it was announced Xitter was planning to remove some functionality in the Block feature, which of course has all sorts of legal and market ramifications. One could easily imagine the fuckhead is trying to do some should-be-illegal market manipulation again, I dunno. But let’s say you’ve been scraping along in the land of rapists and poison honey, just to follow the sad desperate personalities who haven’t been able to extricate themselves from the garbage fire yet. Maybe it’s worth getting an outside perspective on what your current user experience looks like, and decide if you still want to keep doing this.
D’Angelo Wallace made a video about trying to create a new Xitter account and not get overwhelmed with ragebait and right wing content. Worth a look. Although if you are a person who appreciates my quaint ableism policy that nobody in the internet is following these days, note that D’Angelo does use the mild everyday ableist lingo, and skip the video. But also if anybody shouldn’t be on Xitter, it’s you. Take care of yourselves, people.
Because the video has musk’s shit-eating face on the thumbnail, I’ll hide it below the fold. Also content warnings for all the fascism, transphobia, and conversely liberal despair that is now typical of the internet.
I did a few videos in one take, low effort as possible, because I work for a living and I’m old and I just don’t have much sauce for this kind of thing at the end of the day. But I do have a wee skosh of sauce, hence why I did anything at all. So I used those videos for three days worth of blogpostery, but they got very little attention. That’s fine, you gotta do you.
But it makes me wonder: If I do video content, would you like to see it be higher effort? Have editing, better lighting, whatever? Or is video content just not a thing I should be doing? I trust you will not answer these questions like complete savages, thanks.
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The last of these videos I’ll hit you with for a while. During May Flowers this year I wrote a poem about shiny bugs, and this is me reading that. I really liked that one; giving it another moment in the sun here. In the same set of flowers I also wrote Horse Girls, which already got the video treatment.
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During MonsterHearts 2024 I came up with a story concept, which was finally realized as a sort of scifi poem during the inaugural May Flowers event. Here I read it. One take, no budget, I don’t wanna hear no guff. Thank you.
If this kind of content doesn’t work for you, hit me up again in three days.
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Did we forget to promote the Podish Sortacast we did on plagiarism this morning? Whoops here it is… Like a joker, this link goes to the start of my poem in the video, not to the beginning of the video, so if you wanna watch us mumble and bumble from the beginning, scroll back. EDIT – maybe that didn’t work. I’m too tired to figure it out. It’s at, like, 56:25.
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