Late to Death Grips

Content Warnings:  Murdering Sex Workers Taken as an Artistic Abstraction When it’s a Real Thing that Happens and its Victims Do Not Deserve That, Apologies, I Just Felt Compelled to Kinda Sorta Go There While Reviewing This Particular Band.

So there’s this band called Death Grips that provokes strong feelings among the youngsters what know about ’em.  Maybe they’re problematic, maybe their fans are creeps?  Hard to tell at a glance and I don’t feel like digging into all that.  But they are very compelling, and I’m going to try to write about them here.  This will be challenging because they are quite weird.  Not the weirdest thing going these days, but certainly like nothing you will hear on the radio.

The instrumentation is spare but loud, something like punk rock but much more electronic, some hip hop influence, more of glitch.  It often pushes right up to the edge of not feeling like music at all, but doesn’t go all the way there like noise artists do.  Now there are a lot of different ways you could write music that would fill all the descriptors I just threw at the wall, so maybe I’ve failed.  Take two.

I’m going to resort to mysticism a lil bit.  Music has different components like rhythm, tempo, melody, whatever, and I don’t know enough to speak about them.  There’s another component I’m going to call soul.  Soul music has the kind of soul you’d first imagine when you hear the word – big feelings, beautifully expressed.  But it’s possible to have other kinds of souls, like it’s possible to have different melodies, tones, times.  You could have an angry soul, a blue soul, a glossy corporate soul that approaches zero soul at all.

These guys have a similar kind of soul to Einstürzende Neubaten.  An industrial soul?  They are expressing a feeling that is loud, powerful, and terrible in the classical sense, like the constructive and destructive energy of industrial machinery.  There’s no love here, just some human and/or post-human animal engaged with the tensions between terror and despair, between obsession and indifference – the feelings of being here, now.

Then there’s the vocals.  MC Ride is an unusual rapper in that he has ducked the hustle.  Surely he pays for that economically.  What kind of day job is he working?  I remember one of the rappers from The Coup leaned into his union work, like, as a longshoreman?  The DJ from that band ran a catering company before she passed away untimely.  I didn’t know this before but my fave musicians were never successful enough to opt out of having day jobs.  Maybe at peak they could stop just long enough to tour in the summer, and now, not at all.  Royalties shmoyalties, they’re working on 401ks and such.  What mailroom does MC Ride work in?  What barber shop?  What UPS warehouse?  DOES HE HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE?

It’s my inner cop / surveillance state enthusiast by way of the part of me who would stalk a celebrity.  But this guy does rap about murdering women, so who’s to say the secrecy isn’t giving cover to a life of horrific misdeeds?  Probably a contractor so he can travel around and nobody thinks twice about him having a secure basement full of strange tools.

I keed, I keed.  It’s just that rappers right now are all influencers.  Remember when the advice for aspiring writers and journalists was that every last one of them needed to be on twitter?  The rappers stayed doing that, plus insta and yt and all the rest.  Somehow, this guy cut some albums and acquired attention without doing anything but his art.  And what an art it is!

MC Ride has songs where every single lyric is yelled or barked.  It’s gotta be exhausting.  He’s doing what rappers call “getting ill,” so it’s natural to compare him to other rappers who have done the same.  The illest of all time, Old Dirty Bastard, also had songs where he bellowed or shouted the lyrics.  But ODB also sang, like a chemically enhanced karaoke drunk from hell.  Ride isn’t doing anything that cool, but still, he’s pretty awesome to behold.  Lyrically he’s more horrorcore, like Gravediggaz or the Geto Boys.  Hence the lady murdering.

But aside from his understandable desire for privacy provoking unreasonable suspicion, why do I find myself interrogating this horror rapper?  Hell, Bushwick Bill from the Geto Boys had a domestic violence situation involving a gun while he was high on angel dust.  Why does this quiet guy from California have me wondering?

Murdering ladies is far from the only thing he raps about, and within the songs where it’s mentioned, it often seems like a bit of edgelordry tossed-off to meet a rhyme scheme.  Most of his lyrics are about something else.  Famously they have a track that opens with a rant by Charles Manson, and Ride is rapping about some fire wizard shit, culminating on the verse with “I am the beast I worship.”  The video is intentionally hard to look at, but for a brief moment shows the first person view of someone pissing into a nasty toilet.  We see repeated imagery of Ride looking like a mentally ill homeless guy trying to die in the desert.  The grandiosity of this beast doesn’t come from gold, but from the bene gesserit litany – he looks on that which people fear and turns that into power.

That’s my impression.  I couldn’t tell you what’s actually going on in his mind, but it’s provocative and evocative.  I’m interested, and I’m years too late.  Last word is the band is down to just the two white boys, and as much as they are important musicians, I just don’t see myself listening to them without MC Ride.  He was their next door neighbor when he got recruited.  What are the odds?  Now he’s wherever and doing whatever, most likely not murdering prostitutes.  I hope he’s having a very nice time.

Interestingly, Death Grips (among other artists, including Kendrick Lamar) were cited as an influence on David Bowie’s critically acclaimed final album.  Bowie put that thing together while battling cancer.  Now he knows something that MC Ride doesn’t know yet.  Wizards gotta stay learning, right to the end.

Oh yeah, I asked a question there and I didn’t answer it.  Why do I find myself wondering if MC Ride has killed somebody?  If I look closely at the feeling, no, I don’t really believe that.  But there’s something in his style that feels like a deadly nightmare.  Like ESNB were the first part of the night, somehow sleeping through metal grinding and the death cries of animals, and MC Ride is when you start to wake up from that.  The dream has become a reality and all you can do is live through it.  He has a line like “I fucked the music, I made it cum, I fucked the music with my serpent tongue.”  There is nothing in this sexuality but death.

And if MC Ride is truly done with Death Grips, I’d say Death Grips is dead now too.

Jeezis, my husband reminds me that I found out about Death Grips because he was trying to explain a meme to me that featured a screenshot from one of their videos.  That makes this yet another Brainjackin’ post.  Suffice it to say I wouldn’t know anything interesting in human history without my husband telling me about it first.  “Madness” here refers to a status effect in the game Elden Ring.

Mullets and Sexbombs and Prog Rock O My

Remember Alison Goldfrapp?  After coming to fame collabing with Tricky, she swung for the stars on her self-titled project, repping herself as a powerful sexbeast.  Just a force of supernature that could pull the world down to her level and make everybody want to fuck in an unreasonable way.

As it turned out, this was not sustainable.  She went sing-songy mellow fizz on subsequent albums.  Hey, energy is finite.

Well.  The archetype of Queen Sexbeast might be hard to maintain, but a different kind of energy came out of a distant colony, when Amyl and the Sniffers were born.  Amy Taylor has not dropped the bombast yet, even if there are a few mellow tracks laced in for a breather during long sets.  Good job, Amy.

But what’s up with that hairstyle?  She was only rocking it for a short time, but it’s more typically associated with lesbians these days.  Maybe Amy got tired of disappointing the nice ladies with her heterrible ways.

Call it a mange mullet.  Just taking the concept of a mullet, which used to be romantic and fierce to the mans what rocked it, and making it look like a mistake, like the result of problems and scissors.  Observe the mousier member of this amurrican band:

These are just some songs in my mix lately, and the hair jumped out at me.  And that reminded me of a song I haven’t heard in years, that I absolutely fucking love.  Did you know how many words for mullet there are?  Allow the Vandals to enumerate them.

I had a mullet for a minute when I was about thirteen (1989), because my dad wanted to “get the hair out of my eyes.”  I glared at him so hard when I came out of the barber that he never made me get a haircut again, and I had more uniformly long hair from then until I went bald at the age of twenty-two.

Just the same, I do love Queensrÿche.  Tempted to throw some Richard Marx on here to demo serious mullet action, but I can’t make myself do it.  Queensrÿche, on the other hand… bottoms up.

No Nukes

If shitler and his “warfighter” get up their dicks enough to nuke somebody, I’d like to just be on the record here as saying whatever reprisal happens to this country will be justified.  I hope first and foremost that the fucking clown posse doesn’t do it, because fuck nukes, but if they do?  I hope the reprisal is a decapitating strike that doesn’t kill any of the civilians of Washington DC, who are mostly descended from the slaves who built the place.  We’ve done enough decapitating strikes lately to more than earn one of our own.

I am obliged by my “no doomerism” policy (please don’t forget it in my comments) to say I sincerely do not believe a full-scale nuclear conflict will result from whatever these horrific fuckups do.  It has been inevitable since the Cold War that at some point somebody is going to use smaller-scale nukes in a war scenario.  The technology exists to make a crater of small country, but restricting the scope of the blast to the size of a city is more “economically” sensible – preserve the value of more of the real estate.

Whoever ends up taking out the trash here, don’t miss newt gingler.  I like the version of him from this video better than reality…

Can’t Even with these Dicks

i was listenin’ to whatever yewchoob throws at me, as much as i can tolerate that.  this time it was giving me nothing but stuff i’ve heard before, which is ok because i’m a basic bitch like that.  this is “unable,” by suburban lawns.  i think the first few times i had it on, i wasn’t paying close attention and assumed it was about frustration in some general sense, but no, it’s about how her lover’s dongus is too longus to be contained in condoms as it should be.  reminds me of the quentin tarantino “like a virgin” bit from reservoir dogs.

well this is a punk song by a wacky lady vocalist that is about frustrating limitations in a broader sense, and i prefer it.  the chorus is about domestic violence tho, in a dark humorish kind of way.  check it out.

su tissue from suburban lawns presumably got a day job and fell off the face of the earth.  good for her, i think.  fame no bueno for some ladies.  polly succumbed to the scourge of punk rock: cancer.  i don’t know why, most of the ramones and ari up from the slits and more got punked out by the big c.  don’t do world tours, people.  airplane travel involves too much radiation.  but she did live long enough to perform a few duets with her adult daughter, to reap the appreciation of the nostalgic in her last years.  get what you can out of the time u got.

A Prophecy

“Evil policemen patrol the city;
They look for somebody to kill.
They’ve done a little damage,
They wanna do some more now,
And they probably will.”

“I Wish This Song Was Louder” by Electric Six (2006)

I tease that this was prophetic, but the fact is police work attracts murderers like priest work attracts child molesters, so it’s been true.  But still, it jumps out when you hear it, given the way hair fuhrer’s goon squad is besieging Minneapolis at the moment.  If they keep on like this, we’re going to have a massacre at some point, possibly hundreds of victims.  I’m sure ICE’s secret body count is already well over a hundred “invisible people,” but this is that main street action he was bragging about.  Different.

The casual level of control the fash have over complicit corporate media might prove insufficient at that point.  My guess is they’ll try to seize direct control of media then.  I bet google rolls over for the murderers and restricts youtube for them.  What else might happen?  A good model for how the pigs will react could be the Philippines under Duterte, when they were piling up dead college students and claiming they were all narcoterrorists.

The rest of this song is more silly and irrelevant.  Give you something less dire to look at.

We Dem Boyz

I made a playlist on yewchoob.  When I say “we dem boyz” I don’t mean to misgender myself.  I was just thinkin’, lotta songs about boys.  I didn’t scratch the surface really, but observe what I got.  I do include just a few non-musical items, including the lead-off track.  Enjoy.

…uuuhhhh content warnings.  some videos might flash a lil light, iggy pop’s song violates my ableism policy, song by the waitresses a lil sexist?, dead milkmen song is about self-destruction and is rude about little people, and just everything about boyz in tha hood…  the rest of the stuff is probably problematic for reasons.  i couldn’t bring myself to include duran duran’s wild boys.

mind control music in cartoons

in honor of the newest moral panic about a thing that is being blamed for suicides, a look back at when people claimed heavy metal would have that effect.

fundies moved from the tent show to the talk show, popularizing the idea of hidden messages in music.  that idea turned up in a few cartoons, tho not always in the genre of metal…

remember when gi joe’s enemy organization cobra started a band, for mind control purposes?  pepperidge farm remembers.

that was a pretty catchy one, but the brain of “pinky and” fame had better lyrics.  “ain’t you a tall drink of water?”  “actually, madam, i am a laboratory mouse on stilts.”

let me know of any others i should add to the post.