Didja know A Song of Ice and Fire by George “Rail Road” Martinson inspired a bunch of ripoff titles, prominently the romantasy A Court of Thorns and Roses by Bret Michaels?  I’m sure that romance author made a bank full of money specifically on the back of cracking George‘s secret code.  Join me, if you will, in becoming hojillionaires of literary science.  What should we write?

• A Bunch of Elfs and Dwarfs
• A Torrent of Cats and Dogs
• A Personality of Quirks and Flaws
• A Time of Clocks and Watches
• A Load of Cock and Bull
• A Herd of Turtles and Cats
• A Flock of Seagulls and Synthesizers
• A Pile of Sleepyheads and Snugglebugs
• A Network of Freethoughts and Blogs
• A Bongload of Kush and Resin
• A Hooptie of Fellas and Freaks
• A Bevy of Beaus and Beauties
• A Joy of Mans and Desirings
• A List of Jokes and Failures

Hey, cats made the list twice.  I’m losin’ it.  Again, I outsource the upkeep of this blog to the comment section.  Write your own below!  It’s not optional!

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