Ever since horst wessel that tiny-faced nazi shiteater got it in the neck, and it was discovered he had been hexed by witches, the witch brand has been blowing up. Smash-cut to my spam filter, and its newest denizens…
Dr. Excellent? Maybe I should have blacked that out too. It’s a good brand name. Whatever. If you want to put a spell on somebody you can probably find him on failbook or etsy. He’s specialized in making people love against their will -and using people’s stolen email accounts to spam random blogs- which are both fairly evil, so surely murder spells are no biggy for him.
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speaking of good times, one could paste a smallface meme of chorst kirksel into midjourney with the prompt “this guy is acting all smug until koolaid is splashed on his shirt,” have a good laugh, then hide the results so u can avoid getting banned. —edit: specifically with the video creator, i mean
“I was born in the wagon of a travelin’ show
My mama used to dance for the money they’d throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good”
well this guy’s better than good. take that, cher.