PrAIse Jeezes


For reasons, I wanted to create an image of jeezis that looked like an old Klasky-Csupo cartoon, like Rugrats, Ahh Real Monsters, or Wild Thornberrys.  Trying this in midj came back with very undignified results, quite amusing to me.  You should be scared, jeezis.  I hate you and I’m coming for your ass.

Anyway, I actually wanted a result with smaller eyes, like the Thornberrys, but I did like the vibes on those ones, so I used one as an image prompt, while using words to tease out smaller eyeballs.  I said “little tiny eyes” and –no large eyes, bulgy eyes, big eyes.  However, when using a bug-eyed image prompt and telling it to not make bug-eyes, I broke the AI’s mind.  Results:

Eldritch, son.  Once again, I was heartily amused, tho I gave up on making smol eyes, for now.

Next, unrelated, I was trying to get some ideas for motifs, rendering style, and composition, in a heraldic design.  Composition isn’t my strong suit as a visual artist.  This was a really strong result, and shows what I was looking for: not an image I could use as my final design, but something that can inform aspects of it.

The next one had a more rough-hewn texture and chiaroscuro that was appealing in other ways.  I have a wealth of inspirations to choose from, with a few pushes of a button.  I likes AI art tools.

I also like randomly recombining unrelated AI works, just to see what comes out, so putting previous jeezies together with heraldry, I got…

Again, love the indignity.  Nice texture too.  This next one brings back the chickenshitness of the klasky-csupo messiae.

But this is my favorite, reflecting my feelings on the big mans.  Catch one in the dome, motherfucker.  Catch you on the flipside.

 

Comments

  1. Alan G. Humphrey says

    I like that first combo of heraldry and geez-fright, it evoked, “Hark, the herald angel sings…”, and it captures my feelings on all things x-messy (the evolution of the sound in English of the last syllable from mass to mess is the only thing I enjoy).

  2. Matthew Currie says

    Number 2 has a kind of bored-ape feel to it. Maybe you’re on to something. Bored Jesus NFT’s, get them while they’re hot!

  3. says

    yeaassss wait. i may do AI pics (as an end user much less environmental impact than the training, and even then there are metrics by which the environmental impact may have been very overstated compared to like, any of a million things people do that consume a lot of power, like streaming video or playing fortnite), but i can’t bring myself to make anything blockchain (the entire value comes from theoretically endless energy consumption). gonna hafta wait til my ethics shrivel a bit more.

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