Though you might not be sure at first glance,
Looking twice might be taking a chance
So you try not to spy
At what first caught your eye…
Cos they’re riding, but not wearing pants

Headline: Subway riders to drop pants as part of global event

Via CNN:

Train commuters in major cities worldwide will get a little cheeky Sunday as part of the annual No Pants Subway Ride that … well … is exactly what it says.
Pranksters will converge at train stations decked out in shirts, shoes and no pants.

In solidarity with them, although there is no subway in Cuttletown, I am posting this while not wearing pants. Eyes front, soldier!