Headline Muse, 9/13


When he said “the earth orbits the sun”
Huntsman’s spin-men cried “what have you done?!?”
And alas, his reliance
On non-Bible “science”
Has him polling at negative one!

Headline: Perry Leads but Romney Gaining in GOP Favorability

Ok, again, it’s not technically a headline, but work with me.

The money shot (to be fair, it’s “strongly favorable – strongly unfavorable”):

Comments

  1. The Lorax says

    Help keep the Democrats in office: Perry/Bachmann 2012!

    Seriously though, something has to give eventually. I mean, we’re talking about the president of our country.. and these are the people who are actually -likely- to get the job?

    I recall hearing about drama when Sonny Bono went into politics.. “But he’s a singer!”. Regan dealt with the same thing. Same with Schwarzenegger. And I think there was a pro wrestler who did the same… Jesse Ventura? Anyway.. every time an actor or singer or what-have-you has ventured into the political spotlight, the vitriol flowed like the salmon of Capistrano. And yet… these bozos are the front-runners to lead our country?

    I’m finding less reality and less cognitive dissonance in real life than I do on the Internet…. and I roleplay on a My Little Pony forum.

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