The NSF found a solution
To a culture that shuns evolution:
We think it is best
That the national test
Make a critical, small substitution—
Since creationists find it offensive
We are more than a bit apprehensive—
So we think, if you please,
It is best to appease
(Besides, lawsuits get rather expensive!)
Sure, it may be the coward’s way out
But religion, it carries some clout—
Just one thing we will hide,
Because national pride
Is what testing is really about!
So our scores will be where they belong
And it looks like our science is strong.
And besides, we’re not fools—
The creationist schools
Are aware that their teaching is wrong!
Though uncomfortable truths make us squirm,
We do not need a test to confirm
Half the country will choose
To most willingly lose
On exams at the end of the term!
It’s their faith that we put to the test
When we ask them which answer is best
If they really do well
Then they’re going to Hell—
If they flunk, then they’re heavenly blessed!
We could gather their scores, with a blush,
And confirm that their thinking is mush,
Or do this: with a shrug,
Sweep it under the rug:
Don’t address it, but keep it hush-hush.
DM says
funny… you think by censoring the TRUTH it goes away….DEATH TRAP******************************************http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/FaceOff/*****************************************THE REAL QUESTION:DOES ATHEISM HAVE A FUTURE?AND THE ANSWER – NO!AtheistsGET OUT OF MY UNIVERSE…you little liars do nothing but antagonize…and you try to eliminate all the dreams and hopes of humanity…but you LOST…THE DEATH OF ATH*ISM – SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GODhttp://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php?t=280780Einstein puts the final nail in the coffin of atheism…*************************************http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7vpw4AH8QQ*************************************atheists deny their own life element…LIGHT OR DEATH, ATHEISTS?***********************************************************LIGHT*********************************************
John says
DM, you're right. Censoring the truth of evolution will not make it go away.
Spidergrackle says
Dave, get help. Honestly: you're one sad sack.