When I was in high school, I was part of an academic competition called Science Olympiad. Yes, I was a nerd, big surprise – but Science Olympiad was a level of awesome that far surpassed your typical quiz team. A team of fifteen would send two or three individuals to compete in events, with formats like typical exams, building airplanes, creating Rube Goldberg devices, making your own robots, using forensics to solve a crime scene. No area of science was left on covered – we had everything from ecology to quantum physics. But there was one event that was mine, one event that every time I competed in it at Regionals or State, I would win the gold:
Birds and Bees.
Yes, there was an event on reproduction, with a focus on humans. This event was offered to not only the high school teams, but the middle school ones too – shockingly progressive for many states, especially Indiana. The first year I was assigned the event I was a freshmen, though because of the grade cut offs, freshmen competed on the middle school teams. I got stuck with Birds and Bees since I was one of the oldest students and had actually gone through sex ed, unlike many of the other kids.
At the time, I was embarrassed; though looking back, it’s what sparked my scientific interest in sex. It was an easy joke for everyone (“Going to go study, Jennifer? Did you find a tutor?”) and on top of that, I had a giant crush on our coach, making it all the more awkward asking him questions about sex. I worked extra hard to find answers on my own, but eventually I found a term on our official Science Olympiad study sheet that I just didn’t understand:
“Maleness glue.”
Eventually I gave up and approached my coach, probably blushing, and stammered out, “Mr. K, er, there’s this word I don’t know…can you tell me what it means?” I handed over the sheet of paper and pointed at the offending word. His smirk (he was most likely preparing to crack a joke) soon faded to a look of confusion.
“I have no idea.”
We ventured off to the computer lab to do some Googling. Apparently Indiana’s website blocking software wasn’t so hot eight years ago, because Mr. K yelled “GAH!” and quickly closed a window (Of course he wouldn’t tell me what it was, so being the curious scientist I was I looked it up when I went home, and it was gay porn). But regardless if safe search was on or off, we couldn’t find any useful information on maleness glue. It never appeared on one of the exams, but it became a running gag because of its mysterious nature. What the hell was maleness glue?
At the time, we had created various theories about the cryptic phrase. One male friend joked that it was just a euphemism for semen, but the event instructions were very scientific – no other euphemisms or slang were included. Another friend joked that it was the substance that made men gay (bound them together like glue). As much as I enjoy that theory, it’s also not exactly scientific – but if I ever discover the gay gene, it’s getting named mglu. The only real clue we had was that it was a process “involved in gonadal determination.”
Now I’m 22 years old and about to graduate with a biology degree, and I still don’t know what it means. I’ve asked two different college professors who taught human sexuality courses, and they’ve had no clue. At this point I’m fairly convinced there is no such thing as maleness glue, but there’s still the mystery of how it got on the event instructions to begin with. If you look at the same instructions for the event provided now, they have never been edited – they still contain the mysterious maleness glue. Was it a typo of an actually relevant sexual term? Was it just some disgruntled scientist, hoping to set a young student on a life long wild goose chase?
The world may never know.
Maleness….glue?
I'm a male…and I haven't seen any…glue. Wow.
Maleness….glue?I’m a male…and I haven’t seen any…glue. Wow.
To be fair, what the hell is gonadal determination?
To be fair, what the hell is gonadal determination?
That's so hilarious. I also did Science Olympiad in high school. It was definitely the best thing I ever did in those years, and it spurred me to love science in its entirety.
My best friend actually competed in the B&B event in Sci Oly, and she said that her team had the exact same problem. The term was on the list and no one could find out what it meant. They eventually just decided it was a slang term for semen, or the "politically correct" term.
They really had no idea, though.
That’s so hilarious. I also did Science Olympiad in high school. It was definitely the best thing I ever did in those years, and it spurred me to love science in its entirety.My best friend actually competed in the B&B event in Sci Oly, and she said that her team had the exact same problem. The term was on the list and no one could find out what it meant. They eventually just decided it was a slang term for semen, or the “politically correct” term.They really had no idea, though.
I… what.
Maleness glue is.. yeah, I have no idea what the hell.
Almost wish I'd gotten into something like that.
I… what.Maleness glue is.. yeah, I have no idea what the hell.Almost wish I’d gotten into something like that.
Hmm. It sounds like obvious innuendo to me, but I am lost as to what it’s referring to. My best idea is semen, which gets sticky and crusty as it dries – hence, “male glue”, “maleness glue”. But, I wouldn’t make that my final answer.
@Veritas:Think, gonads. Think, stimulation. I think that one is rather obvious. ;-)
Hmm. It sounds like obvious innuendo to me, but I am lost as to what it’s referring to. My best idea is semen, which gets sticky and crusty as it dries – hence, “male glue”, “maleness glue”. But, I wouldn’t make that my final answer.@Veritas:Think, gonads. Think, stimulation. I think that one is rather obvious. ;-)
I win.
I win.
Huh, yeah… all I've got are bad ideas for euphemisms.
I did Science Olympiad too… I was a builder (and I went into physics, eh?) who was always the "Do" part of Write it, Do it and on Mission Possible. We only ever made it to the State competition once (when I was in middle school), and we only medaled in one event there (Write it, Do it, natch!).
Huh, yeah… all I’ve got are bad ideas for euphemisms. I did Science Olympiad too… I was a builder (and I went into physics, eh?) who was always the “Do” part of Write it, Do it and on Mission Possible. We only ever made it to the State competition once (when I was in middle school), and we only medaled in one event there (Write it, Do it, natch!).
I did the chem olymp, and I don't know what kinda glue that is.
Sounds like a typy/cupertino kinda thing, but I don't have the biological vocab to guess what for.
I did the chem olymp, and I don’t know what kinda glue that is.Sounds like a typy/cupertino kinda thing, but I don’t have the biological vocab to guess what for.
Whoa, I think Twewi just won The Game!
Whoa, I think Twewi just won The Game!
Bravo, Twewi.
Bravo, Twewi.
I googled it. And a Taiwanese company that sells glues showed up on top of my list. I looked around for signs in Engrish for a good laugh but there wasn't any.
I googled it. And a Taiwanese company that sells glues showed up on top of my list. I looked around for signs in Engrish for a good laugh but there wasn’t any.
About half way through I though I was reading a high school erotica story… >_>
About half way through I though I was reading a high school erotica story… >_>
TWEWI, YOU WIN A ZILLION POINTS.
Seriously though, how the hell did you figure that out in a hour when I've been trying for 8 years? I suck. I'm kind of disappointed now – I feel like it's something that should have never been solved. Hmm.
TWEWI, YOU WIN A ZILLION POINTS.Seriously though, how the hell did you figure that out in a hour when I’ve been trying for 8 years? I suck. I’m kind of disappointed now – I feel like it’s something that should have never been solved. Hmm.
Jen – choose to believe it didn't happen?
Jen – choose to believe it didn’t happen?
Quotes around a search will make it only come up with that exact phrase in the results. I just did a Google Books search and that was the only result. :)
To be fair, Google Books wasn't around eight years ago.
Quotes around a search will make it only come up with that exact phrase in the results. I just did a Google Books search and that was the only result. :)To be fair, Google Books wasn’t around eight years ago.
There's two kinds of people in this world. Those who know what maleness glue is and those who don't.
Wait, maybe there's only one kind of person in the world.
There’s two kinds of people in this world. Those who know what maleness glue is and those who don’t.Wait, maybe there’s only one kind of person in the world.
"Gonadal determination" makes it fairly obvious that it's about developmental biology.
“Gonadal determination” makes it fairly obvious that it’s about developmental biology.
I think it's just very manly glue, like with all anvils and carburettas in it and stuff.
Like a real man's pizza, which is topped with jalapenos and cleavers.
I think it’s just very manly glue, like with all anvils and carburettas in it and stuff.Like a real man’s pizza, which is topped with jalapenos and cleavers.
There's no way to bring it up to the Olympiad officials or something?
There’s no way to bring it up to the Olympiad officials or something?
I also went to Science Olympiad – though I'm not sure it exists any more in Wisconsin. It was hella awesome. Yay for nerds!
I also went to Science Olympiad – though I’m not sure it exists any more in Wisconsin. It was hella awesome. Yay for nerds!
Sounds to me like they may have been referring to the the Jost Paradigm & the SRY gene on the Y chromosome.As you are no doubt aware, all foetuses initially develop with undifferentiated gonads and are, effectively female (hence male nipples). However, expression of the SRY gene initiates the production of 5 Alpha reductase, which in turn converts (in the foetus) the small amounts of testosterone produced by the mother into the much more potent DiHydroTestosterone (DHT). DHT is in part responsible for blocking development of the Mullerian duct, leading to gonadal descent and the formation of the testes. Thus the role of the SRY gene is gonadal determination, with the phenotypic expression being sex determination vis-a-vis maleness. Failure, or incomplete expression of the SRY gene leads to pseudohermaphroditism (XY females), in which the subject is genotypically male, but phenotypically female. This syndrome is also known as “Female Testicularisation” and it is thought, based on historical resords, that Joan of Arc was, in fact an XY female – John of Arc?Does that help?