Forget yesterday’s weeping icon. The case of the Satanic toaster that was reported back in 1984 is far more impressive.
Showing a an admirable combination of fearless and thriftiness, she was willing to keep the toaster and risk its Satanic powers because it made good toast.
I always suspected that Eli Wallach was Satan, ever since he played Tuco, the Ugly in the film The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966).
(Via Neetzan Zimmerman.)