You’ve all been wondering, I’m sure, how William Lane Craig rationalizes the Newtown massacre with his faith in a benevolent god. Here he explains what came to his mind when he heard about the murders of little children, and asked himself how to reconcile the joyous season with the heartbreaking deaths. No problem, he says, this is what Christmas is supposed to be like.
You see, it’s just like the Bible, with it’s mythical murder of all the children Jesus’ age by King Herod. See? It’s supposed to be a vivid reminder that we live in an evil, fallen world, and that Jesus is the phantasm in the shadows waiting to scoop up our souls when we die and carry us to paradise.
OK, I’ll accept the parallels to the Herod fable (which is almost certainly not true, however), but now I want to ask a follow up. So, Dr Craig: were the Newtown killings ordained by your god? Was he sending us a message about the nature of the world and doing his best to extort us into believing in Jesus? (Will he murder more children every year to compel our belief?)
Or are you just into empty literary parallels? Because, you know, saying it reminds you of a passage in your bible doesn’t really explain anything.
osmosis says
WLC really is a contemptible excuse for a human being. He actually believes that rape, torture, muder and genocide are beautiful things when commanded by yahweh. It’s no wonder that no self-respecting person will share a podium with him.
raven says
This is standard fundie xian theology.
God is in charge and everything happens for a reason.
Most of them really believe that and say it in those words.
Therefore, god caused or allowed to happen the massacre in Newtown, according to the fundies.
It’s just xian fatalism.
Nepenthe says
Sadly, I can’t hear Lane Craig’s point because my brain automatically substitutes everything he says with “I am an asshole” repeated over and over and over.
Lofty says
When your religion exists only to get souls into your version of heaven, you envy the children who short circuit the whole earthly lifetime bit and don’t have to face all that temptation. So long as you baptise all the kiddies, it’s all good.
raven says
One example of common fundie reasoning. This minister however, rejects it as do a lot of other xians.
dianne says
So long as you baptise all the kiddies, it’s all good.
But at least one of the children who was murdered was Jewish and therefore not baptized. Don’t know about the rest. Fortunately, it’s no longer socially acceptable for people to go around saying that non-Christian children who die go straight to hell, but isn’t that their belief still?
mary says
That is one of the most sick, distastful, horribly warped, dispicable, inexcusable, offensive, etc, etc, things I have ever heard.
What an arrogant, horrid man. I thought his–we should feel sorry for the soldiers who had to carry out the biblical masacres–was absurd and twisted.
WLC has reached a whole new and unparelled level of depravity with this. How can anyone possibly think he knows anything about morality?
marko says
Why have comments been disabled I wonder?
Rodney Nelson says
raven #5 (quoting Gregory A. Boyd)
The same people who hold the “blueprint worldview” also believe that praying to their god causes him to change his mind. So their god strictly follows a divine plan except when he doesn’t.
reynoldhall says
What makes it worse? What guarantee is there that ANY of those kids went to heaven? Unless they were all sixns, they do to hell instead. Craig’s point is shot down right there.
reynoldhall says
Sigh. Spelling fail. “xians”, not “sixns”. Damnit.
raven says
LOL. Well, they’ve never been known for making a whole lot of sense. Xianity and the bible are often an incoherent muddle.
The fundies have never produced a theologian or thinker of any note.
The best was probably Rushdooney, the inventor of xian Dominionism with his plan to murder 297 million Americans on the way to the xian theocratic paradise.
WLC is considered one of their finest thinkers. Which tells you how low the fundie bar is set.
Marcus Ranum says
WLC probably fails the test for otherness applied to his theory.
If he really believes what he’s saying, if he were on the receiving end of any genocide – or were staring down the barrel of a gun, about to be shot – or whatever he’d be OK with it because it’s all god’s command. “Here, dig a 6 foot long 4 foot deep hole and kneel in it. It’s god’s will.” would provoke no complaint or resistance, I’m sure. Right? WLC’d just grab a shovel and cheerfully dig. After all, that seems to be his rhetorical response, as well.
Lofty says
Their God’s Grand Plan is an incoherent muddle that resembles their thought patterns. Coincidence or Divine Inspiration? (I can’t help being incoherent, God made me that way. /duh.)
vaiyt says
“Die! Death! Death! Oh yes! Death! Ohh!!!”
That’s what I hear when these filth open their mouths. Creepy snuff fetishists, the lot of them.
Mike says
Somebody should slap the PhD right off his name, unless it stands for Prissy hateful Dickhead.
frankb says
There was a discusion on one of these blobs or slacktivist recently about the effort to prevent such tragedies in the future. Would such efforts be following God’s will or thwarting it? Is modern medicine good or bad? The conclusion by the blogger was that such efforts were a humanist decision that has to ignore the idea that events are preordained. Religion can get in the way of doing good works here on Earth.
Janine: Hallucinating Liar says
Mike, please avoid gender based insults.
shadow says
“If there is a God, he is a malign thug.”
(Mark Twain / 1835-1910)
Larry says
If everything in the world that happens (or doesn’t happen) is God’s will, then humanity has no free will. How can these fundamentalists be so quick to give up their free will?
It’s also a dangerous line of thinking. Next time I go to work, I could just not bother stopping at red lights and stop signs. If I make it work early, God wanted me to. And if I get into a car accident, God wanted me, or the other people, to be hurt or killed as part of his cosmic plan. How could people truly believe in this blueprint view?
hypatiasdaughter says
#9 Rodney Nelson
Now that explains a lot. God has a blueprint and HAS to change it because people pray to him. Farmers have droughts because brides pray for no rain on their wedding days. People die in car accidents when someone prays not to be late for work and the lights turn green when they should be red. Tsunamis happen because surfer dudes pray for big waves…..
I think the one miracle that might prove god’s existence and convert me back to religion would be seeing these lying self serving dirtbags drop dead at the altar every time they lie or a piece of shit theology likes this comes out of their mouths. It certainly would be easier to tell who the false prophets are.
No One says
Perhaps Craig should go to Newtown and comfort the parents with this story. (deep breaths, wait till the red goes away).
cm's changeable moniker says
A friend worked in Cairo for a while, and apparently that’s their taxi drivers’ general approach.
In šāʾ Allāh!
(WLC is, also, despicable.)
grumpyoldfart says
Rule (1) God is all powerful and all good.
Rule (2) If the evidence suggests otherwise, rule (1) applies.
Dick the Damned says
WLC has a bug in his compassion circuits. I quote him,
“By setting such strong, harsh dichotomies God taught Israel that any assimilation to pagan idolatry is intolerable. It was His way of preserving Israel’s spiritual health and posterity. God knew that if these Canaanite children were allowed to live, they would spell the undoing of Israel. The killing of the Canaanite children not only served to prevent assimilation to Canaanite identity but also served as a shattering, tangible illustration of Israel’s being set exclusively apart for God.
“Moreover, if we believe, as I do, that God’s grace is extended to those who die in infancy or as small children, the death of these children was actually their salvation. We are so wedded to an earthly, naturalistic perspective that we forget that those who die are happy to quit this earth for heaven’s incomparable joy. Therefore, God does these children no wrong in taking their lives.”
Read more: http://www.reasonablefaith.org/slaughter-of-the-canaanites#ixzz2GDPkPkCL
What a reptile. (Is it okay to use insults dissing a whole Class of the Animal Kingdom here?)
footface says
See, those weren’t actual children who died, children with families who will mourn them forever. They were just object lessons. Symbols. Ciphers.
Christians sure can be cruel nitwits, can’t they?
And they love bowing and scraping before one hell of a cosmic bully.
Tyrant al-Kalām says
There is something eerie about this guy… One should Voight-Kampff him some time. Does anyone have a tortoise handy?
Azuma Hazuki says
I have said in previous threads that I’d like to see Craig suffering horribly for a (relatively) short while, say a couple of hours of that strange, burns-but-doesn’t-consume Hellfire he seems so fond of.
I was also roundly shouted down for the sentiment, and it’s understandable; torture is NEVER right, and it would put me on his level if I truly endorsed it beyond the rhetorical.
But the thought occurs, this man really doesn’t understand pain. I think he’s a clinical sociopath. And I just wonder what a taste of his own medicine would do for his worldview. Sauce for the goose etc., after all.
James says
Yesterday’s XKCD seems relevant.
Snoof says
He might be. Or he might just believe abhorrent things as a consequence of his basic assumptions, rather than challenge them.
That’s the problem with theology.
Azuma Hazuki says
@30/Snoof
I also wonder, doesn’t all apologetics eventually degenerate to presuppositionalism? The death cultists don’t seem to have any strategy any longer except to declare their entire arguments axiomatically (where I come from “presupposition” is a fifty-cent word for “axiom”).
Tyrant al-Kalām says
He may have become numb empathy wise over the years under the influence of his ideology without being a certifiable sociopath, kind of like the nazis who, being quite ordinary people, convinced themselves that empathy for certain individuals is misguided and should be overcome for the good of the race.
Sili says
You seem to be missing the point.
If this was exactly like the slaughter of the holy innocents, that must mean that the Messiah has been born.
No wonder, then, that William Lane Crack is so overjoyed.
Don Quijote says
And his God killed the adults because…
Naked Bunny with a Whip says
And now I’ll be hearing it in Bill Murray’s voice.
carlie says
Did someone just say Bill Murray? A Murray Christmas to you
Sastra says
footface #26 wrote:
Yes; sooner or later, this is the consequence of viewing life on earth as if it were an unfolding story — one with a plot line, heroes, villains, main characters, a moral, and a happy ending. You end up treating events as if they were literary creations, and you end up thinking of living human beings as plot devices. Everything has to be made to fit. Bad things not only happen for a reason, they happen for the best of reasons: they work for the salvation for the saved.
Whatever happens, it better damn well strengthen your faith. You better find a way for it to do so, or you’re letting both yourself and God down. You made a commitment.
Sure, atheists look at tragedies and try to find mitigating circumstances, lessons, opportunities, hope, and comfort. That’s what humans do. But we don’t need to force what happened into some sort of cosmic storyline where it had a deliberate PURPOSE, a teaching plan set up in advance for us to figure out the good — and draw closer to God or Spirit.
Being capable of doing so — of discovering God’s meaning (even if the discovery is to trust in God’s love even though you can’t think of a meaning) — is not a useful skill, and it does not enhance character. It’s creepy, and it makes you creepy. Life turns into an abusive parent. That does not heal a broken heart, nor fix a problem.
raven says
If anyone is a sociopath, it is Craig.
This seems to be true for many of the fundie xian leaders.
Same goes for Mitt Romney. That guy had as much empathy and charm as any meat robot.
reynoldhall says
Oh, christ…get a load of how that sick character Warden views that same message.
Different worldviews, all right.
lpetrich says
The story of King Herod ordering the killing of the Bethlehem baby boys is found only in Matthew and not referred to anywhere else in the New Testament. However, it’s a version of a common mytheme:
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King Herod vs. Jesus Christ
Pharaoh vs. Moses
King Kamsa vs. Krishna
King Amulius vs. Romulus
King Laius vs. Oedipus
King Acrisius vs. Perseus
Pelias vs. Jason
Tantalus vs. Pelops
Hera vs. Hercules
Hera vs. Dionysus
Hera vs. Apollo
Kronos vs. Zeus
Lord Voldemort vs. Harry Potter
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It has some nonviolent versions:
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The Roman Senate vs. Augustus Caesar
The Buddha’s father vs. the Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama)
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In the latter, the Buddha’s father tried to raise his son to be his heir instead of a great religious leader by keeping him away from scenes of pain and suffering.
lpetrich says
Why doesn’t that happen in recent centuries? Imagine:
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Southern plantation owners vs. Abraham Lincoln
Fundamentalists vs. Charles Darwin
Rabbis, Jewish bankers, and Jewish Marxists vs. Adolf Hitler
Psychiatrists vs. L. Ron Hubbard
Oil-company executives vs. Muammar Gaddafi
reynoldhall says
Oil-company executives vs. Muammar Gaddafi
I don’t get that last one, mind you I just woke up about 5 minutes ago and my brain isn’t turned on yet.
reynoldhall says
Ok, now I got it…I was thinking of Ghandi, not Gaddafi.
Shit,
That’ll teach me to wait a damned minute before typing* when I’m tired.
Will the lesson hold? No.
*Or speaking either.
eucliwood says
Wow, what a scummy man. “It’s a reminder of what christmas is fooorrr! what it’s all abouuttt!” “It’s a message that god has not abandoned us”
Right… people being murdered is a message that god has not abandoned us.
reynoldhall says
Could you bloody imagine what those people would consider to be a sign that god has abandoned us??
(probably a Democratic win in 2016 maybe)…or maybe, one could only hope: The next presidential swearing-in ceremony where the recipient doesn’t mention “god” at all, but just references the oath in regards to the Constitution?