How low can a deity sink?

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   Chris A

   9 August 2012 at 5:34 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   I will assume, of course, that the titular question was rhetorical…

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   phillipdormier

   9 August 2012 at 5:42 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   We all get a little desperate, do some things we aren’t proud of.

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   Julien Rousseau

   9 August 2012 at 5:45 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   How low can a deity sink?

   Well, deities do magic, so that means they are witches and everybody knows that witches float.

   This also means that god weighs as much a a chicken, so you may be getting more god than you were hoping for when you go to chick-fil-a.

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   steve84

   9 August 2012 at 6:05 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   “Share the load”…ok, I laughed :)

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   logicpriest

   9 August 2012 at 6:12 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Dammit now I want a chicken sandwich. I’ve been resisting ever since I noticed a (disappointingly) huge crowd of bigots at my mall.

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   RW Ahrens

   9 August 2012 at 6:47 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   So, how long till the lawsuit get served along with the chicken sandwich? Does it come with fries?

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   ogremeister

   9 August 2012 at 7:32 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   How low can a deity sink?

   All the way down to R’lyeh.

   *rimshot*

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   Marcus Ranum

   9 August 2012 at 8:36 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   I’ve been resisting ever since I noticed a (disappointingly) huge crowd of bigots at my mall.

   Just think of all the spit they’re eating.

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   Gregory in Seattle

   9 August 2012 at 10:30 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   I really want to get that commercial as a stand-alone video, so I can pass it around Facebook and see who gets Poe-ed.

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    pentatomid

    10 August 2012 at 4:54 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Gregory in Seattle,

    I really want to get that commercial as a stand-alone video, so I can pass it around Facebook and see who gets Poe-ed.

    Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZxFJm-lbZQ&feature=g-all-u

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    ibbica

    10 August 2012 at 4:57 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    logicpriest,

    Dammit now I want a chicken sandwich.

    One DIY version:
    http://hilahcooking.com/chick-fil-a-copycat/

    :)

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    blf

    10 August 2012 at 6:06 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    The deity isn’t so much sinking as the water, lava, coffee, or whatever it has been thrown into is hurrying to get away from the slimeball. Think Sodium in water, except that’s more entertaining.

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    DLC

    10 August 2012 at 6:50 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    If I had that kind of cash, I’d help Mr D. and the crew out. But, right now it’s just not on.

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    McC2lhu does not have gerseberms

    10 August 2012 at 7:24 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Logicpriest, there’s nothing particularly exotic or interesting about Chick-Kil-Gay samishes. I have had better at Wendy’s and Carl’s Jr. Don’t go to the dark side, because its only reward is mediocrity, then guilt over helping the forces of evil.

    Re. the video: That was one of the most clever versions of the series. Getting all the main points about how ludicrous the Bibble’s marriage related laws are while firing off reference jokes and puns like they were loaded into an Uzi was brialliantly done. The use of the ‘ad’ at the end to help along the funding was well done too. This effort inspired me to donate.