Larry and Robert are married. They live in a house on our street. They’re wonderfully helpful as neighbors, And as nice as you’re likely to meet. Their son is a friend of our daughter’s Their daughter, a friend of our son’s; If you’re looking for light conversation, Or for helpful advice, they’re the ones. (continues, …
Category Archive: GLBT
Mar 09 2012
Charlie and Al
No verse on this one (I admit, I tried, but they all sounded stupid), but this story is both beautiful and terrible. Beautiful, in that two people who love each other, who have been committed to one another for some 20 years, are today married. Terrible, in that they had to travel to another state …
Feb 17 2012
New Jersey’s Fun-House Mirror
Assemblyman Jay Webber, R-Whippany, said his party’s opposition to the same-sex marriage bill is not about judging anyone or imposing a moral point of view. “Gay and lesbian New Jerseyans have every right to live as they please, but they shouldn’t be able to tell others what constitutes marriage,” Webber said. My right to decide …
Feb 15 2012
Cash Cow Spotted In New Hampshire
NH Lawmakers Consider Rolling Back Gay Marriage It’s too tragic to be funny, But by following the money We can see the motivation for the movement to repeal See, despite the sponsors’ spinning They don’t really think they’re winning And that’s really not the reason they’ve been showing so much zeal All their proper protestations …
Feb 09 2012
Arguing Against Gay Marriage (Badly)
When I marshal all my arguments, It’s purely a pretense; There’s no legal obligation That my arguments make sense; When I say that it’s unnatural To speak of same-sex love, I can also speak of nature as A thing to rise above— I can point to evolution, Saying “Gays can’t reproduce!” (I’ll admit, as a …
Jan 16 2012
Santorum Is The Real Victim Here
It is so very sad, what the gays have done To a wonderful person like Rick They label him hateful, but he loves every one Though the things that they do make him sick Santorum believes that gay marriage is wrong And the gays call that view an attack! But “separate but equal” keeps straight …
Nov 14 2011
Oh, Newt!
Ok, since this one was eaten by the upgrade, I’m reposting it. Now that pretty much every GOP candidate has had a turn at the top of the polls, we finally see Newt Gingrich (within margin of error) in a tie with Mittens for the lead (.pdf) . Given the average turnaround we’ve seen, there’s …
Oct 31 2011
Warning! Avert Your Eyes!
There are people teaching tolerance— They’re marching up the block— I thought I ought to warn you So you wouldn’t die of shock. Their message of diversity, Acceptance, and respect Will likely reach our kids, if it’s Allowed to spread unchecked. We must protect the children From equality, or worse! I recommend you read to …
Oct 20 2011
Purple?
I’m sorry; I didn’t wear purple today, But I have to say, in fairness— I’m not opposed at all to gay rights; I’m opposed to “raising awareness” I’ll speak my mind; I’ll teach my class; I’ll probably reach a few; But tell me… “raising awareness”— What, exactly, does it do? Some homophobic moron Could be …
Sep 30 2011
Headline Muse, 9/30
The direction this country is heading Is exactly what bigots are dreading! What’s the danger they feared? It’s that chaplains are cleared To officiate at a gay wedding! Headline: Military chaplains allowed to perform same-sex weddings Headline: Military Chaplains May Perform Same-Sex Unions Why two links? The first is CNN; the second is Fox. The …
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