Headline Muse, 1/16

You can hear them explain, through their sobs
That they bow to the will of the mobs
So production is done;
They have cancelled the run—
No more plans for the 12-inch Steve Jobs

Headline: Steve Jobs doll cancelled after ‘immense pressure’

Can’t say I’m sad; that was a really creepy-looking doll. Up there with the scary clown from the USPS ad.


  1. Eidolon says

    I dunno – the King from the Burger King ads – he was the creepiest character ever. Even worse than a doll of St. Steve

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