There’s a pastor whom Perry consults
And they talk about stuff like adults
Like how Jesus Christ chooses
Who wins, and who loses
And how other religions are cults
Headline: Perry Ally Calls Mormonism ‘A Cult’
The Baptist pastor endorsed Rick Perry, called Mitt Romney a non-Christian, and renounced his church’s tax-free status so that his political statements could be viewed as the campaign contribution they were intended as.
Do I need to tell you I’m just kidding about that last bit?
Oh–Jesus and Mo is, as so often, appropriate here.