The pastor was eager to tell
Of how gays would all end up in hell.
Some escape from this fate
Because God sets them straight…
And who sat and listened? Michele.
Headline: Michele Bachmann woos Iowa Christians, attends anti-gay service.
Sigh.
The Digital Cuttlefish
Since the music plays so briefly... Can you blame me if I dance?
The ignorant masses, they heed her
With succulent praises they feed her
She butchers our history,
Her thoughts are a mystery,
And she wants to be our next leader.
Brilliant!