Uh oh. Shut down the machinery. Blow the siren. Step away from the handle. Put your safety gear on.
You’ve been doing it wrong. All this time. It’s not 666. It’s 616.
Oh my god – well no wonder then! No wonder it didn’t work! No wonder we’re still here and not there. No wonder it never got airborne. No wonder the gell didn’t set. No wonder the plan never came to fruition. So that’s two thousand years down the crapper.
Ellen Aitken, a professor of early Christian history at McGill University, told Canada’s National Post, “This is a very nice piece to find. Scholars have argued for a long time over this, and it now seems that 616 was the original number of the beast.” But, if 616 is correct, according to Revelation 22:18, there’s now a lot of people that brought the Bible’s curses upon themselves, and those foolish enough to have repeated their false teachings.
It’s a very grim outlook for those people. Very grim indeed. I hope their passports are up to date.