Know how I said I was susceptible to madness? It’s worse than I thought:
Crap. I’ve experienced everything on that list except for building a Doomsday device. Hopefully my data point is closer to neural failure so the world has enough time to defend against me.
(Via GraphJam, thanks to mocha)
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LS
September 26, 2010 at 2:58 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’ve already begun work on a robot which automatically blackmails you with embarrassing photographs any time it detects brainwave patterns in excess of 4 milivaders worth of evil.
moonablaze
September 26, 2010 at 3:09 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
you’re good until you contemplate the invention of the fing-longer<img alt=”professor farnsworth Pictures, Images and Photos” border=”0″ src=”http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/smashmcflash/farnsworth-finglonger1.jpg”>
Robert B
September 26, 2010 at 3:27 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You did try to cause earthquakes. Its too late.
Owen Marshall
September 26, 2010 at 3:54 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Are you taking applications for henchmen? ;)
LS
September 26, 2010 at 3:56 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m holding out for sidekick.
Guest
September 26, 2010 at 4:15 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
yes!!! sign me up for henchwoman status immediately!
Egoistpaul
September 26, 2010 at 4:22 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m not sure about that 100%. We need a larger sample size to confirm.
Mike O'Brien
September 26, 2010 at 4:24 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What about groveling love slave? Oh, okay that must some other fantasy…
leosaumure
September 26, 2010 at 4:33 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why would microscopic organisms want to build a doomsday device?
Azkyroth
September 26, 2010 at 7:11 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Defend?I for one welcome our perverted feminist overladies.
Edward
September 26, 2010 at 1:34 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Where does the unibomber fit in all this?
Edward
September 26, 2010 at 1:38 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
At the rate global warming is going it will be the industrialists that destroy planet earth.
Quillan Smith
September 26, 2010 at 4:18 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Explains everything.
Bad Wolf
September 26, 2010 at 5:22 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Jen…. Have you developed a really good “Buwahahaha” yet? you know you really need one to be a Good Mad Scientist…
Arkiv2001
September 26, 2010 at 9:19 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The sad thing is that I was at the same stage as the woman in the cartoon (talking to my paramecia) way back in the early 1980s. Just think what mischief I can get up to now!!!! (insert evil laugh here)
Erin
September 26, 2010 at 10:00 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Thanks for posting this! I owe anyone who reposts my stuff.
the_eye
September 27, 2010 at 2:02 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Whoa. Creepy. I talked to a paramecium just last week. Thursday, to be exact. Using nearly those same words, though I believe mine contained a few more profanities.
Guest
September 27, 2010 at 4:39 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Fuck it. Let the world burn.Should I mention that I’m a biologist currently working in a genetic toxicology lab?
Dan W
September 30, 2010 at 2:04 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Jen, If you don’t have an evil laugh, I suggest you cultivate one soon.
Reality
June 3, 2012 at 10:48 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Sorry, ALL scientists worth their weight ,mad or not, are born not made.
I’d bet my sack on it!
Others are just dabblers in the field of science. Whom there would still be discovery of the highest order even if they did not exist or choose to participate.
Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Tesla, etc. were living proof. Yes Ford was a scientist in a sense. Very much so.
Einstein needed no assistance whatsoever writing down “his own personal” theories while working alone in a patent office for minimum wage.
TRUE scientists ,of the highest order, are born not made …