So in less than 48 hours I:
- got a flat tire
- developed a bad cough
- failed to get my tire fixed at Walmart
- got trapped in said Walmart for almost 2 hours
- developed a fever
- didn’t sleep because of coughing and fever, even with Nyquil
- completely lost my voice
- had our water main break, so now we have to boil all of our water
- drank a glass of water before finding this out
- found out my flight to the Evolution conference in Idaho (which someone else booked for me) has a 9 hour layover in Seattle
I’m just waiting for the roof to collapse on me at this point. The fever bugs me the most. I hate the whole “I’m freezing where’s the blanket, jk now I’m sweating, omg I’m freezing again, nope now I’m hot” thing. To add insult to injury, I have Katy Perry’s “Hot N’ Cold” stuck in my head, even though I don’t think that song is supposed to be describing body temperature.
FML
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Kalldoro
May 21, 2009 at 8:36 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m sorry you’re having such a bad time. :(
Kalldoro
May 21, 2009 at 3:36 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m sorry you’re having such a bad time. :(
Jeremiah
May 21, 2009 at 9:43 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Walmartitis looks more like a curse than an infection.
Perhaps you are the first true medium between the material and the spiritual!
Go show the world your findings!
Jeremiah
May 21, 2009 at 4:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Walmartitis looks more like a curse than an infection.Perhaps you are the first true medium between the material and the spiritual!Go show the world your findings!
bananavan64
May 21, 2009 at 10:06 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wait, how do you know there was a water main break? That could explain what is going on at my place…
bananavan64
May 21, 2009 at 5:06 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wait, how do you know there was a water main break? That could explain what is going on at my place…
BorgHunter
May 21, 2009 at 12:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah, I just got over a lovely two-week flu which involved a fever. To make matters worse, the nurse looked at me the day I acquired said flu and determined that I was 100% healthy, thus refusing to give me a Get Out Of Doing A Presentation And A Ten Page Paper Free card. Which meant that I had a fever, aches all over, etc…and I had to give a presentation on botnets. Then write a ten page paper due the next day.
Got a 99% on the presentation and an A in the class with the paper, somehow. So I guess it all worked out. As it will with you. Get better soon!
BorgHunter
May 21, 2009 at 7:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah, I just got over a lovely two-week flu which involved a fever. To make matters worse, the nurse looked at me the day I acquired said flu and determined that I was 100% healthy, thus refusing to give me a Get Out Of Doing A Presentation And A Ten Page Paper Free card. Which meant that I had a fever, aches all over, etc…and I had to give a presentation on botnets. Then write a ten page paper due the next day.Got a 99% on the presentation and an A in the class with the paper, somehow. So I guess it all worked out. As it will with you. Get better soon!
Slug Bug
May 21, 2009 at 4:21 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
All these things happening with in 48 hrs is not a coincidence. It proves there is a god that hates atheists!
No Guy in the Sky
May 21, 2009 at 11:21 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
All these things happening with in 48 hrs is not a coincidence. It proves there is a god that hates atheists!
Anonymous
May 23, 2009 at 7:03 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Will you be able to go out of the airport and wander around Seattle during your 9 hour layover?
Anonymous
May 24, 2009 at 2:03 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Will you be able to go out of the airport and wander around Seattle during your 9 hour layover?
Fullphaser
May 24, 2009 at 7:16 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
dawww =( I’m sorry
fullphaser
May 25, 2009 at 2:16 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
dawww =( I’m sorry
nitsky416
May 28, 2009 at 2:50 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
fun times!
also, it's really annoying that blogspot refuses to remember that i want to sign in with openid >_<
nitsky416
May 28, 2009 at 9:50 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
fun times!also, it’s really annoying that blogspot refuses to remember that i want to sign in with openid >_<