The first record I ever bought with my own money, on 7″ vinyl. Not a terribly shameful choice, but I still kind of wish it had been something cooler.
I heard a gag a while back that I surmise you might appreciate.
Frog walks into a bank, wanting a mortgage. Mortgage adviser’s name is Patrick Wack. Asks the frog his name, to which frog replies “Kermit Jagger”. Frog asks for three hundred grand to buy a house. Patrick asks if he has any collateral, and the frog hands him an ornamental glass unicorn. Confused, Patrick goes to his manager, relates the situation, and asks for advice -- what the hell is this thing, and do I give him a mortgage, or what?
“It’s a knick-knack Paddy Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
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I’m sorry.
Mano Singhamsays
I love it!
You should send it to Stephan Pastis. Who knows, he may use it.
The first record I ever bought with my own money, on 7″ vinyl. Not a terribly shameful choice, but I still kind of wish it had been something cooler.
I heard a gag a while back that I surmise you might appreciate.
Frog walks into a bank, wanting a mortgage. Mortgage adviser’s name is Patrick Wack. Asks the frog his name, to which frog replies “Kermit Jagger”. Frog asks for three hundred grand to buy a house. Patrick asks if he has any collateral, and the frog hands him an ornamental glass unicorn. Confused, Patrick goes to his manager, relates the situation, and asks for advice -- what the hell is this thing, and do I give him a mortgage, or what?
“It’s a knick-knack Paddy Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
…
I’m sorry.
I love it!
You should send it to Stephan Pastis. Who knows, he may use it.
Pablo Stanley: John Lennon’s “Imagine,” Made Into a Comic Strip
Btw., Stephan Pastis last year also had an “Imagine” cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/04/11
Today’s is funnier, though.
Jörg @#4,
Thanks for that. It is less funny but the sentiment is right on.
It’s not “El”, it’s L. And pizza is something you eat with a knife and fork.
Kamala doing Don’t Stop
https://twitter.com/DefSue3/status/1539279410255253507