The watch seen around the world

I am sure some of you have heard the hilarious story of the head of the Russian Orthodox Church patriarch Kirilli I that has been all over the blog world. But just in case you missed it, here it is.

What happened was that the church’s website published what seemed like a routine public relations photo of the patriarch with some person.

Alert Russian bloggers noted that the patriarch, who had just delivered a sermon on the virtues of an ascetic lifestyle, was wearing a Breguet wristwatch that costs around $30,000. That story resulted in a subtle change in the website with the original photo being replaced by another in which the offending watch no longer appeared.

But eagle-eyed bloggers noticed that although there was no longer any watch on his wrist, the reflection on the shiny table showed the watch! When this was pointed out, the church apologized for the substitution and replaced the original photo with the watch.

But apparently no one alerted the patriarch to this reversal because he denied even owning such a watch, now an obviously absurd claim. Kirilli then claimed that he had looked through the many gifts he gets and found that he had indeed received such a watch but had never worn it and that the original photo had been doctored to insert the watch to make him look bad, an even more obvious lie.

Russian bloggers delivered the coup de grace by graciously providing the church with a new photograph where now it is the patriarch that has been photoshopped away, leaving just the watch!

This kind of guerilla journalism is why I love blogs.

These religious heads are such liars and Kirilli seems to be just another one of your run of the mill hypocrites, preaching austerity and morality which practicing something else, just like Pope Ratzo. “Russian bloggers have published rumors that the patriarch has a large country house, a private yacht and a penchant for ski vacations in Switzerland, though none of this has been proved… But the patriarch has presented himself as the country’s ethical compass, and has recently embarked on a vocal campaign of public morality, advocating Christian education in public schools and opposing abortion and equal rights for gay people.”

These people deserve all the ridicule they get.


  1. godlesspanther says

    The hat looks like it’s missing something. I say that a pair of Mickey Mouse ears on it would be just the ticket.

  2. Alan G. Humphrey says

    The hat has the god-to-patriarch antenna in it to enable the god-to-patriarch-to-man communication system…

  3. stonyground says

    I have seen this story elsewhere but I had missed the bit about him having just been preaching the vitues of poverty. His hat looks as though it has a picture of the FSM on the front, that can’t be right.

  4. Sunny says

    I am sure that the maternity gown he is wearing is made of exquisite fabric as well.

    Frankly, I will take the greed of Wall Street bankers over the greed of the church leaders; I cannot bear the self-righteousness.

  5. Alverant says

    “Greed is good” has one to man “o”s in it IMHO considering how it’s admired as a character trait among the powerful.

  6. mnb0 says

    Why not? The FSM is everywhere. After all it created all the religions, just to get a little less bored being caged in eternity.
    Never underestimate the FSN’s sense of humour.


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