Episode CCCXVI: Now I’m going to Australia!

Bags are packed, passports in hand, we’re about to scurry down the road to the airport to commence an agonizingly long journey to Australia. And you all know the one reason to go to Australia, right?

I wonder if my wife knows what horrors await her at the end of the flight. With my luck, she’ll love the stuff and end up importing a few cases home.

(Episode CCCXV: But I am going to Salt Lake City!)