Friday Cephalopod: Live! From Iowa!

Uh-oh. It turns out that Iowa is even more remote from the ocean than Minnesota (we at least have a great lake connecting us to the Atlantic, sorta), and it’s darned hard to find an Iowa-Cephalopod connection. Except, of course, that once upon a time the great inland sea stretched up this way, and mighty ammonoids would have been swimming about my hotel room. Oh, well, in honor of our absent shelled cephalopods, here’s a nautilus.

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It’s going to take an awful lot of global warming and some major geological activity to submerge Iowa again, you know.

Botanical Wednesday: Acrobatic trans-species sex!

Let’s turn this into a kinky porn blog with a titillating photo of a gecko servicing a Trochetia flower.

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What do we call this? It can’t be bestiality or zoophilia, since this is actually trans-kingdom.

You know that I’m on a slippery slope here…once you start flashing photos of Animalia getting it on with Plantae, the next step in degeneracy is dirty talk about horizontal gene transfer between whole domains.