I need a battalion of these. Only question: do I hold them in reserve for my bid for world conquest, or do I succumb to temptation and use it in the classroom to intimidate the students?
(via io9)
(Also on FtB)
I have been trying to understand the peculiar popularity of these posts about sharp-clawed carnivores called “cats”, and near as I can tell it has something to do with the property of cuteness. “Cute” seems mostly undefinable, however, but usually seems to involve playful juvenile behavior by large-eyed creatures. This seems to qualify: Sepiolid burying behavior. It’s adorable!
It’s cute how it so quickly conceals itself to lurk and wait for prey to swim by.
I’m still trying to grasp the concept of cute, though. Is this cute? It’s a giant Pacific octopus swimming up an Alaskan creek.
Do you live near water? Then you are not safe. The giant tentacled molluscs will find a way to get to you, and I find that charming.
(Also on FtB)
Start your day with a gallery of images of the Colossal Squid.
(via Offshore Fishing Videos and TONMO)
(Also on FtB. Maybe. If the damned thing is working for you yet)
Finally. Sorry, gang, I was stuck in a hotel with bad wifi this morning, then traveled all day, so finally, here you go.

(via The Node, which also has awesome desktop calendars to download)
