Hell, yeah! I’ve got no talent, no skills, no significant assets, but I want to become a millionaire, so I guess I need to get myself to one of these Real Estate BitCoin Expos. You’ve seen these sorts of things before — “motivational speakers”, “self-help gurus”, people who are little more than self-aggrandizing salespeople like the contemptible Tony Robbins who rent out convention halls and sell themselves to gullible people. This one combines a couple of buzzwords to peddle…nothing.
I am at the Real Estate Bitcoin Wealth Expo. What am I going to learn here? pic.twitter.com/apObj7j1so
— Kerry K. Taylor (@squawkfox) April 7, 2018
Another ingredient: faith.
Speaker: “Bitcoin is the greatest form of money ever invented.”
“It is based on neck tattoos.”
Because if you tattoo something on your body you trust it. pic.twitter.com/2vGe19S4Gl
— Kerry K. Taylor (@squawkfox) April 7, 2018
Let’s toss in a graph to get that pseudo-science vibe going. I do wonder what “moneyness” is, and how a bar chart with no units that compares bitcoin to cowrie shell trading is going to inspire confidence.
Bitcoin has more “moneyness” then other forms of currency.
Speaker: “If someone can’t explain it to you, you probably shouldn’t get into it.”
Me: 👀 Waiting for them to explain cryptokitties. pic.twitter.com/j0eowk3mVb
— Kerry K. Taylor (@squawkfox) April 7, 2018
Add one more ingredient: celebrity. This “expo” had Sylvester Stallone come out and give a speech that said nothing about bitcoin, but was just Sly…selling himself.
Sly is on stage to deliver a speech about real estate.
He must be good with bitcoin too because the crowd is losing it. pic.twitter.com/Yb1OzZVg3z
— Kerry K. Taylor (@squawkfox) April 7, 2018
Now we dance.
Are we in a real estate bubble?
Don’t stop the party. pic.twitter.com/00DZKNpu4b
— Kerry K. Taylor (@squawkfox) April 7, 2018
All the crap above was noted by Kerry Taylor, who attended one of these expos and is a “Money Blogger. Speaker. Author. @OnTheMoneyCBC Contributor. Globe Contributor.” Also, apparently, a skeptic who is going after real problems and real frauds.
I think I’d like to hear her speak about con artistry like the Real Estate Bitcoin Expo. You could probably learn something from her, unlike the slick used car salesmen of the expo.
Also, Sylvester Stallone: you cheap hack.


