Because otherwise I’d have to lock up my wife.
So that’s what they meant when they said gay marriage was a threat to my marriage — only they got it backwards.
I do feel some concern for my gay friends, though. It must be hard to live up to that stereotype of being absolutely fabulous all the time, and what if you don’t like show tunes or obsessive depilation or spending a fortune on stylish clothes? I think the next step in tolerance has to be to accept people as they are, not as the cliches tell us they are.