Bryan Johnson, that weirdo millionaire who wants turn aging backwards, taking megadoses of supplements and transfusing himself with blood from his son, has another game he plays with his kids: plethysmography! Every night they strap a measuring device on to their penises, and then the next morning they compare the frequency and duration of their erections.
So far, the kid is winning.
How many of you would make this effort for your kids? And still aren’t in prison?
This seems like an appropriate place to cross-post something I put in the Infinite Thread just this morning.
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
Look, it’s science right? Right? I do have to say, 6 erections a night, no wonder I wake up tired most mornings. What’s the biological thing with that anyway?
When does he start building his giant wooden airplane?
Even by lonely-irrelevant-crank standards, this guy is just a useless creep. If any non-famous-millionaire admitted to playing this sort of “game” with his kids, he’d be tarred as a pedo and put on a sex-offender registry, AT LEAST.
Is anyone taking this wanker seriously? If so, WHY?
He is obviously gone bye-bye reality. Time to call in child services. Not that authorities will dare do their job.
What is it about the Johnsons?
Mike Johnson (Speaker of the House) has an app he shares with his son that informs the other when one of them are viewing porn.
I don’t know which Johnson is worse. (It’s Mike, but that’s beside the point.)
Not only is he gathering data on his son’s erections, he posts it on social media.
Words fail me.
That is really very creepy, particularly with the intro line “Raise children to stand tall, be firm and be upright”. And I have the clear impression that Bryan has no idea how creepy he’s being to do this in the first place much more to be publishing it. Jeez.
Yeah, another rich person turns out to be a clueless idiot with no effing idea how real people function in the real world outside the bubble-verse he’s bought for himself and his kids. This is what we get when we worship rich people as paragons of bravery and virtue.
Time to call in child services.
Yeah, they might be able to help, once they’ve figured out which one of those two is the child…
#6: Actually, Bryan’s Johnson looks to be the worst…
Sorry to burst everyone’s outrage bubble, but there’s no “child” anywhere in this story. Bryan Johnson’s son is a 19-year old adult man. There’s no evidence anywhere that his father is publishing this story against his will, or that he is being abused in any way.
“Call in child services”? Haaaa ha!
Creepy? Well, creepy is in the eye of the beholder.
19 year olds are still children. They maybe legally considered adults but they are still teenagers. Also the dude is literally a vampire feeding off his own kid. It’s exploitative and gross.
#1 @ Reginald Selkirk
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
-Jaquemin & Howard/Palin & Jones
@strewth #3
So darlin’, put your goggles on,
And up-up-and-away we’ll fly!
In a big ginormous airplane,
In a big ginormous airplane,
In a big ginormous airplane,
In the sky!
-Provenmire, Marsh, Olson, and Culross Jr.