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  1. mathman85 says

    Long line to piss on that evil motherfucker’s grave. I kinda wonder how the former guy’s will compare.

  2. Pierce R. Butler says

    Finally something to give thanks for in 2023.

    Though I wish he’d lived long enough to finally stand trial.

  3. anxionnat says

    I was always taught that you only speak good of the dead. He’s dead. Good.
    (Or, as my nephew just put it to me: another fascist bites the dust. We’ve had little to celebrate lately. Paaaarty time!)

  4. anxionnat says

    I was always taught that you only speak good of the dead. He’s dead. Good.
    (Or, as my nephew just put it to me: another fascist bites the dust. We’ve had little to celebrate lately. Paaaarty time!)

  7. wzrd1 says

    A public service announcement:
    There will be no dancing upon the grave while it’s open, it’s a severe fall hazard. Please wait until the grave is filled in.

  10. Akira MacKenzie says

    Of course, now we have to endure the endless MSM obituaries and eulogies that will entirely whitewash or ignore the death and tyranny he aided and abetted.

  11. Alan G. Humphrey says

    Ding!
    Lucifer finally get his wings while Satan rubs his hands together in anticipation…

    … if I were running things.

  12. Alan G. Humphrey says

    In case anyone needs the reference, ’tis the season and “It’s a Wonderful Death”.

  13. John Morales says

    I fully expect hagiographies from the usual suspects.

    [ObAnthem: War Pigs by Black Sabbath — contemporaneous, too]

  15. dontlikeusernames says

    Addendum: I don’t wish eternal torment for him or anyone else. Just appropriate torment. Which he shall, alas, not receive because he’s dead. The end. We’ll have to make do with the knowledge that he shan’t inflict more misery.

  16. raven says

    Another small m monster bites the dust.

    Hmmm, why can’t I stop smiling tonight?

    I knew Americans killed in Vietnam, classmates
    a few years older than me and my friend’s father.
    They died for nothing.

  18. says

    You’ll be waiting in that line a long time, there’s gonna be lots of Chileans, Argentines, Vietnamese and Cambodians in front of you, at least, plus friends and relatives of US soldiers who fought in Vietnam to accomplish…what again? To win Kissinger a “peace prize?”

  19. imthegenieicandoanything says

    What a horrible, truthless, evil-serving fake he was.

    How awful was he? I was happy to hear about it, although he evaded prison and will be mostly eulogized by the sick, sick, sick kowtowing American media.

    Time to forgive this now no longer prosecutable fellow homo sapiens murderer and war criminal, but especially to forget everything about him but his crimes.

    He likely was the most harmful American citizen of his time.

    “…was…” – that has a beautiful ring to it, as it’s used here.

  20. antaresrichard says

    Maybe as a final send-off, they should chuck his corpse out the bomb bay of a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress and let the body splat on the ground of his Connecticut residence. Would that be fitting do you think?

    ;-)

  22. unclefrogy says

    I read some where he was advocating a partial surrender in Ukraine to “appease” Putin and “end the war”
    he was the same right up till the end
    glad he is dead

  24. birgerjohansson says

    I am old enough to remember that shitstain.
    The usual suspects are praising him.
    Remember, when they say the left was/is too soft on some questionable regimes, please bring up what Kissinger/Nixon and Reagan did.

  27. KG says

    I’m sorry he’s dead. While he was alive there remained a chance, however slight, that he would be tried and convicted for his appalling crimes.

    The BBC included an outright lie in their Radio 4 news bulletin this morning – that his critics considered the bombing of Cambodia he ordered to be “tantamount to a war crime”. I expect pusillanimous refusal to state obvious truths from the BBC – in the same bulletin they said that “some considered” the tweet Musk approved antisemitic – but Kissinger’s “critics” did not consider the mass-murder of civilians he ordered “tantamount” to a war crime. They voiced the plain truth that it was a war crime.

  28. birgerjohansson says

    Comments at the song “Celebration” at Youtube regarding Kissinger’s death:

    “Let’s all buy this song and push it to number one!”

    “So many of us. Let this song be the Kissmas anthem!”
    .
    I am reminded of the death of Margaret Thatcher, when “Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead” became number one
    (BBC was too yellow to play it)

    -BTW I am asking you fellow Pharyngulates to visit Celebration at Youtube and ‘like’ the song. We can make ut an internet phenomenon. 😊

  33. Louis says

    “Epitaph for Henry Kissinger” (2023)

    Posterity will ne’er survey
    A nobler scene than this.
    Here lie the bones of Henry K
    Stop traveller, and piss.

    [With very slight apologises to Lord Byron, who made this one easy]

    Louis

  35. microraptor says

    KG@27: I’ve seen the exact same wording used by several other news agencies- I suspect that there’s a single obituary that they’re all using for him that was written by an admirer.

  36. asclepias says

    I was born in 1978, and never took much note of Kissinger. Since I didn’t know much, I read that Rolling Stone article with interest, at least through the dictatorship of Pinochet. I may not know much about Kissinger, but I got enough South American history in my Spanish classes to know how abominable Pinochet was. The U.S. still meddles far too much in the politics of those countries. Knowing Kissinger indirectly put Pinochet in power is enough to condemn him right there. (Years ago, a facsimile of the Vietnam memorial came through town, and I remember my parents actively looking for the names of people they had known.

  42. wzrd1 says

    Hod on, gotta swing by the store and pick up some ex-lax and prunes before hitting up his grave.

  43. ruthseid says

    Make sure you coordinate with those dancing on his grave to make sure you don’t get their shoes wet.