Or feed your little yappy lap dog? Or reach your latte? Or put on your makeup?
Kinetic dress by Jack Irving pic.twitter.com/68JdOpDaqU
— fashion (@factoryyouth_) February 23, 2022
Also, it looks incredibly cheap and cheesy, like strapping a bunch of vinyl balloons to your body. If I’m going to have to live with the inconvenience, I want spikes and razors and rigid sharp protrusions that really mean business. I want to step off that NY subway train I had to struggle to board with my tentacles covered with the blood of innocents.