Fancy, but how do you get through the door?


Or feed your little yappy lap dog? Or reach your latte? Or put on your makeup?

Also, it looks incredibly cheap and cheesy, like strapping a bunch of vinyl balloons to your body. If I’m going to have to live with the inconvenience, I want spikes and razors and rigid sharp protrusions that really mean business. I want to step off that NY subway train I had to struggle to board with my tentacles covered with the blood of innocents.

Comments

  1. wzrd1 says

    It comes with a complimentary bathroom modification unit to ensure the wearer can still use the necessary. A wrecking ball.

  2. StevoR says

    How do you get through the door?

    Hang on, isnt that the kind of thing Cephalopods including octopi are famously great at? E.g.

    https://www.livescience.com/54427-how-octopus-escapes-new-zealand-aquarium.html

    The problem won’t be the fabulously squishy and flexible tentacles here but the lumpy bit with the less than reversibly compactable and squashable endoskeleton inside surely?

    As fro bathroom use etrc .. cn’t really see that getting inteh way as long as those tentacles can be raised steeply upwards

  3. davidc1 says

    Off topic,but on behalf of the more sensible part of the English public,I feel I should say sorry that nigel farge
    has one again washed up on your shores.
    He has been at a CPAC rally in Florida on Saturday.
    And one of The Snatch Snatchers supporters had this to say.

    “Asked for her 2024 preference, Marnie Allen, wearing a “DeSantisLand” cap, said: “Trump, only because I owe him. I think we all owe him to make up for the disasters and because he’s going to go in with a vengeance this time and take care of our fourth level of government: career bureaucrats. He will go in this time and he will take a machete to them.”

    Career Bureaucrats? Are them the lot that actually run merica?

  4. davidc1 says

    Off topic,but on behalf of the more sensible part of the English public,I feel I should say sorry that nigel farge
    has one again washed up on your shores.
    He has been at a CPAC rally in Florida on Saturday.
    And one of The Snatch Snatchers supporters had this to say.

    “Asked for her 2024 preference, Marnie Allen, wearing a “DeSantisLand” cap, said: “Trump, only because I owe him. I think we all owe him to make up for the disasters and because he’s going to go in with a vengeance this time and take care of our fourth level of government: career bureaucrats. He will go in this time and he will take a machete to them.”

    Career Bureaucrats? Are them the lot that actually run merica?

  5. birgerjohansson says

    Mitt Romney came through and condemned the White Power kooks that attended the Florida meeting.
    .
    Nigel the protist was not popular at CPAC -while he is utterly vile, he dared question the stolen election narrative.
    .
    Tentacles- it could be solved by a symbiotic arrangement, vertebrate and cephalopod. Split apart, they could enter narrow passages and reunite.

  6. davidc1 says

    @7 One of the funnier clip of are hige,involves him being on the receiving end of a milkshake.
    How would the wackaloons show their displeasure?

  7. seachange says

    If you can afford that dress, you can afford to have someone do all that stuff FOR you.

    The desantisland cap, I looked it up so you don’t have to. It’s a limp Disney parody. But it is not Disneyland in Florida it is Disney World. Given how litigious and unforgiving about their trademarks The Mouse is here in Southern California, I’m surprised that that exists.

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