Women for Trump!

In case you missed it, our president* blessed a group called “Women for Trump,” in order to counter his reputation as a pussy-grabbin’ amoral wannabe-rapist who crashes beauty pageants to see naked teenagers in their dressing rooms. Jessica Valenti reports.

Let’s take a look at who’s leading that squad: The advisory board of Women for Trump is a who’s who of bigots and swindlers — with a few former beauty queens, Apprentice contestants, and a Pussycat Doll thrown in for good measure.

Among the board members is Cissie Graham Lynch, the Christian podcaster who argues that homosexuality is Satan’s way of “destroying a generation”; Peggy Nance, CEO of the radical anti-feminist organization Concerned Women for America, who opposed the Violence Against Women Act because it might offer protections for gay people, and expressed fears that gay Boy Scout leaders “put our young sons at risk”; New Hampshire state Rep. Lynne Blankenbeker, who said that married couples who can’t afford birth control should just practice abstinence; and Meshawn Maddock, who claims society “emasculates men.”

And what would a Trump advisory board be without a few fraudsters on the roster? Gina Loudon was caught lying about having a PhD in psychology. Sheriff Carolyn “Bunny” Welsh of Pennsylvania was taken to court by the county controller for paying her lieutenant boyfriend over $67,000 in unearned overtime, and former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi neglected to pursue fraud complaints against Trump University after receiving a $25,000 contribution from the Donald J. Trump Foundation. And let’s not even get into Becki Falwell, her husband, and the pool boy.

It’s true, they are women. No one ever said women can’t be assholes, though.


  1. gijoel says

    And let’s not even get into Becki Falwell, her husband, and the pool boy.

    I thought that sort of shit only happened 80s porn.

  2. mistershelden says

    I am confused as to why you think Trump is a ‘wannabe’ rapist. There are a number of credible accusations, and knowing what we know about the man, no reasons to disbelieve them. See: Jean Carroll, Katie Johnson and a whole wikipaedia article about it: Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations

  3. Akira MacKenzie says

    So they are a microcosm of Trump’s supporters: Religious fanatics, bigots, hucksters, and has-beens.

  4. chrislawson says


    I suspect there may be some litigation avoidance strategy involved.

  5. Ichthyic says

    I am confused as to why you think Trump is a ‘wannabe’ rapist.

    it was in direct reference to him raiding beauty pagents.

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