The godless life

For everyone who thought that previous atheist caricature was accurate, I have to tell you it’s not.

Here’s a better illustration of the atheist lifestyle.

The weather is about right, but here in flat Minnesota one is more likely to do cross-country bondage skiing than downhill.


  1. Owlmirror says

    Geez, PZ, you keep making these terrible mistakes. That’s not skiing; that’s snowboarding. And how the heck would you cross-country snowboard? Bondage dog sledding (Dog bondage sledding? or maybe sub sledding? Whatever won’t get the practitioners slapped with a cruelty to animals ticket); that would make more sense.

  2. weylguy says

    Just one more example of how polarized the country is, and I doubt if there’s any going back.

    So what to do? Paraphrasing a certain line from Shakespeare’s Henry VI (“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the Republicans”), comes to mind, but no, I prefer a fucking bloody revolution instead.

  3. Kamaka says

    I have no idea of what’s going on here, nor do you PZ, but it looks like it might be fun.

    Not my kind of fun, I’m vanilla and so are you, Mr. PZ.

    That old wedding pic of Mary and you, sweet. You look a handsome young man and Mary is the prettiest thing on wheels.

    You are going to post a photo of you in fishnets?

    Wait, no, don’t do that.

  4. azpaul3 says

    Com’on Doc, atheists are some of the most tolerant and non-prejudiced people in the country.

    Around here when we have our semi-annual outings we do not discriminate in any way over the babies we eat.

  5. says

    That’s okay for you mob in the frozen North, but it’s still 30°C here in Adelaide (where it doesn’t even snow in winter anyway). I’m sure I could find myself a slave, but I doubt he’d be okay with me riding him down a hill paddock into an inevitable thicket of blackberries. Perhaps if I had him towed behind a ski-boat…

  6. graham2 says

    Now that’s funny. PZ may be one sick puppy, but thats just LOL funny. And I had the exact same idea as Hank. (except Im in Sydney).

  7. gijoel says

    Maybe you could get a dog sled team composed of sissy soy-boys to pull the gimp through the snow? /s

  8. ridana says

    @ lochaber
    Omg, it’s Gintama‘s Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon ice sculpture! And Shigeshige Tokugawa! Poor Shigeshige, he might be the Shogun, but they put him through so much hell. Every time he showed up I’d cringe in advance.

    Btw, if you’re wondering what Gintoki (the humanboard rider) is doing in that picture, he’s applying the, er, brake. Until the brake breaks. >.<

  9. anchor says

    …because Christians are ever so careful to obey the Commandment, “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour”.

  10. zimpenfish says

    I posted that on Facebook a few days ago and this morning got a warning for “Your post goes against our Community Standard on nudity or sexual activity.”

    Probably should have added a neoNazi caption to make it acceptable, I guess.