The laziest professor in the world!


That’s me! Today was our last day of classes, and rather than me doing the work of teaching, I invited Ken Miller to do it for me over Google.

I should have thought of this months ago — let’s see, 15 weeks, 3 classes a week, I could probably find 45 friends willing to cover for me for a day each.

Comments

  1. jrkrideau says

    Certainly not lazy, you were conscientiously widening the students horizons. (I hope you did not snore.)

  2. timpayne says

    Cheapskate. If i was Ken Miller I’d have lectured on the compatibility of biology and Catholicism. And for good measure, the superiority of Rhode Island fishing.

  3. zetopan says

    “If i was Ken Miller I’d have lectured on the compatibility of biology and Catholicism.”

    So the Catholic Church has finally admitted that Adam and Eve were not real people? And there is nothing inherently wrong with being gay? And demons don’t really exist? And miracles are not real? And…etc.

  4. timpayne says

    Those are questions better directed to Ken Miller, a Catholic biology teacher, than to me. For what it”s worth, it’s my understanding that Catholic doctrine isn’t dependent on a literal interpretation of Genesis – but the goblins are still real.