Wait a minute here…Ivanka sat in for Trump at the G20 meeting? This is nuts.
I think all three of my kids are pretty darn great and brilliant and wonderful and thoughtful, but I would never think of taking a day off and inviting one of them to take over teaching my genetics course. If I did, not only would the students be annoyed, but I would be called in to the division head’s and dean’s offices and asked to explain my irresponsibility. But Trump can do this with something that is probably of greater importance to the rest of the world?
I can think of a couple of possible excuses.
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The way Trump manages the presidency makes it so trivial and fungible that they can bring in any bozo off the street to replace him.
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Trump believes the job is bestowed on his bloodline — that he’s American royalty, making his daughter a princess.
He probably thinks both are true. My solutions:
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Fire Trump now, replace him with one of those inflatable bopper clowns.
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We all know what this country should do to kings.


