I want to know what is whistling about in a certain orange tyrant’s head. He doesn’t seem to have a good grasp of history at all.
Napoleon finished a little bit bad,the president began.His one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
“that night”…what night? Napoleon’s Russian campaign was a 6 month slog with multiple battles, concluding with the loss of about half a million men.
What “night”? What “extracurricular activities”? Inquiring minds want to know.