You might think that asking Donald Trump to expose himself is a joke, and it certainly has been treated as comedy.
But now, in all seriousness, Larry Flynt is asking Trump to submit proof.
So far we’ve only had your word that you have a huge penis. But there has been no objective authority who was made a verification of your claim. I am making you an offer that you must not refuse if anyone is to believe you. I have a team of doctors ready to contact the examination required to confirm your post. If you reject this offer, I can only conclude that you’re not the man you say you are and that you’re bragging about your penis size is this Friday at fraudulent as Trump University. Please contact me immediately. Sincerely, Larry Flynt.
I wish he hadn’t done that. Given the size of Trump’s ego, I’m afraid he might take Flynt up on that offer.
Correct me if I am wrong, but Trump never said his penis was ‘huge’. The Donalds’ Dong can be average.
I agree with PZ, we can’t risk it! Also, what if he actually *has* a big penis? There must be some contingent of conservative voters that’ll vote purely on largest confirmed dick size, it’ll set off a penile arms race!
It’s not the thought of the member that’s threatening to make me sick. It’s the hair. Oh, god… the hair…
I haven’t thought about Larry Flynt in years.
I’d forgotten what an interesting™ person he is.
Maybe he and Trump could have a debate instead.
David @ 3:
Oh…oh no. Thanks ever for that thought. Ugh.
Marcoli:
No, he said “I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.” This would generally be code for “I has a huuuuge wang, dude!”
Zeppelin:
We have two presidential candidates indulging in size wars. I think that’s past bad enough.
It seems only fair that Rubio should also reveal his penis, since he brought up this question in the first place.
marcoli — Right. I think Drumpf said something like “Everything’s OK down there…believe me.”
I think we should give Flynt credit for raising…or lowering?…this campaign to the level of absurdity it deserves. I’m surprised he hasn’t offered one of his million dollar rewards for sex scandal info about the Republican candidates. I’m betting there’s plenty of Drumpf smut just waiting to turn up.
I wouldn’t put it past Trump to have a picture taken and photoshopped by his own people (who would have to sign a million-dollar NDA), though his ex-wives might be able to tell the truth…
Trump’s credibility *hangs* in the balance, does it?
Clearly you can’t expect anyone to be elected to the Presidency without having made their schlong form girth certificate available for the general public to view
Just an overall weight-&-height measurement would suffice: Donald J. Trump is nothing but a prick.
Trump never said his penis was ‘huge’.
It was a typo. He said he was a huge penis.
Caine@#6:
We have two presidential candidates indulging in size wars. I think that’s past bad enough.
It’s the essence of nationalism, after all.
I’d argue that being able to measure dick-size is pretty much the one thing US presidents have been pretty good at. Look at what’s going on down in Korea right now – the US and its S Korean clients are dick-waving at the N Koreans, who are dick-waving their new nuclear arsenal. They don’t call it “saber rattling” except as an euphemism.
Why would that examination require “a team of doctors?”
What the heck, let him go for it. At this point, it’d actually add dignity and gravitas to the campaign.
You need at least two: one to measure while the other stimulates the prostate to force a full size measurement.
It would be amusing to watch his dick stand at attention as it pledges allegiance to its owner. Or is it the other way around?
(Oh, dear metaphorical god, please help me. I can’t believe this is really happening!)
C’mon; what’s the big deal? Frankly, I don’t care how big his penis is; I just think it would be cool to have a panel of doctors look at the dick of a presidential candidate before the election, ’cause who knows what revelations might be generated?
It would not surprise me if teh trum-prat says something like
Well, you need a “team”, to ensure multiple witness, and verifications of the measurement. A single “doctor” could easily be bribed by a gazillionaire to report “~hmmm, ~ above average”, but to believe the measurement you need to have multiple witnesses, and MD degrees ensures “they’ve seen ’em before”, for impartiality.
agh, we’ve previously referred to these campaigns, euphemistically, as “dick waving contests”, ack hustler wants to make it literal. eww
pffft
The evidence is right there, sticking out the top of his shirt.
I liked Thomas Levenson’s take over at The Inverse Square Blog: Show us the long form.
https://inversesquare.wordpress.com/2016/03/04/schvantz-truthers-unite/
with the established part of the republican party attacking Trump giving it the full court press I wonder if it does not just play into his hand by making the focus on the very established party poloticians who his core voters really do not like any way “all a bunch of f’n losers & assholes”
uncle frogy
Ask Flynt to take a poll of Trumps’ wives. (No puns please.)
Trump’s credibility hangs in the balance ?
Nonsense. His credibility went by the boards decades ago.