Vast, dense swarms of migrating squid, all swirling about a boat. How can the sailors resist leaping into the water with them?
I’m picturing millions of tiny beaks, each taking a tiny nip, and millions of tentacles, each stroking and rasping away a thin layer of skin, all in endless succession. And then as the blood painted the waters, a boiling, roiling mass would heave over you, each little slimy creature frantically slurping up a tiny piece of you, until nothing was left but shiny white bones disarticulating to tumble down to the bottom of the sea, where the bone worms would gnaw you into a thin calcium slurry.
Nah, probably not. But a guy can fantasize, can’t he?
I think the strain of marking is starting to show…
But he likes his sex vanilla…
If only pirhana had tentacles, or squid had razor teeth instead of beaks…
Pardon, I was just thinking about the moat for my lair on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Hmm, I wonder how many thousands of squid were chopped into calamari by the boat motor in that clip.
I’d have been looking for a net, a cast iron frying pan, and a pound of butter. Love some nice fresh squid.
And the Slymepit is demanding FTB do something about CARRIER? ;)
–WAIT, who’s weird, again?
Have you been nipping at the sherry?
Three thoughts:
That’s a really loud zoom
That’s a lot of calamari
Which direction were they going?