I’m familiar with a certain company for their manufacture of electron microscopes and spectrophotometers, and there they proudly slap their name on their products. But strangely, they don’t attach their name to their most widely used, most popular, mass market product. Can you guess what it is?
I notice that the page for the Original Magic Wand knows exactly what it’s used for, even if they do use euphemisms.
Since the 1970s, millions of women of all ages have found that while the Magic Wand® massager works great for running up and down a sore back, it is also an amazing tool as an intimate massager. Despite its everyday appearance, which can be an advantage, and lack of bunny ears, this is the market-leading massager lovingly referred to as the Cadillac of vibrators! It is so powerful, in fact, that the low setting is enough for most people, and many women recommend using it with a comforter or towel between them and the Magic Wand massager.
Interestingly, though, they also explicitly separate the product from the name Hitachi. I can’t understand why — there’s no confusion. Their electron microscopes don’t vibrate at all.