That’s a terrifying thought, actually. The Perth Zoo is featuring a week long lecture series on this important subject. We all go to the zoo for the educational experience, don’t we? Wouldn’t you be happy to spend Aus $660 on learning about animal dreams?
I tried to grok my cat’s dreams, but they mainly seem to involve bloodily tearing apart small rodents and birds, and she sometimes seems to think my ankles are appropriate targets for her aspirations. I think I’ll pass on taking a flight to Australia and shelling out big bucks to a charlatan to get a more ‘meaningful’ reading.
If you haven’t blinded yourself with the force of your facepalming, perhaps you’d like some more Scott Alexander King?
No, actually you didn’t. Sorry.