Rmoney is pandering to the birthers now at a campaign stop in Michigan.
No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised.
Wait…how do I know that? I haven’t seen Mitt’s birth certificate, but I’ve seen Obama’s. Why should I believe him?
Oh. Because he’s white and looks like everyone else at his rallies. White people look like they were born in America, while brown people all look like foreigners and their claims of being born here are all questionable. I forgot.
I’d like to see him repeat that claim at an open rally in inner city Detroit, though. He might be the funny-looking one there.