Some things never change

You can’t possibly be surprised at this turn of events anymore.

The Reverend Grant Storms, a Christian fundamentalist pastor known for his campaigns against New Orleans’ gay Southern Decadence festival, has been arrested for masturbating in a public park in front of children.

But wait! Let’s let Pastor Storms tell his side of the story.

Storms told deputies that he was merely having lunch at Lafreniere Park, 3000 Downs Blvd., in his van when he decided to relieve himself using a bottle instead of using the restroom, an incident report said.

Stay classy, Grant, stay classy.