The University of Illinois will be smitted…smoted…smattened…CURSED for their heresy!

They’re in big trouble now: the atheists chalked portraits of Mohammed on sidewalks all over campus. Allah will be offended, and there might even be nothing but a yawning chasm where Champaign and Urbana once stood. Any UI students should write in and let us know if there are any omens, portents, unusual flights of birds, widespread crankiness, etc.

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As you can see, the images are detailed and explicit. That’s obviously Mohammed — it even has a name and an arrow pointing to the figure.

(via Phil Ferguson)