1. BigMKnows says

    You missed a closing em bracket because the whole page from medeopolis on down is italicized.

  2. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Would that make the males, ahem, dickheads?

    ‘runs to the hills’
    ‘runs for her life’

  3. PZ Myers says

    Fixed. Geez, one typo quickly repaired, and it still allows time for half a dozen comments to appear complaining about it.

  4. Rev. BigDumbChimp says

    I’m pretty sure an ex girlfriend told me I was going to wear my gonads as a crown once.

  5. aratina cage says

    Dang. I thought this was going to be about Rekers and teabagging. Pretty neat little bejeweled jelly-belly, though.

  6. Benny the Icepick says

    I think we should ritually remove this crown at birth. No real reason, just cuz.

  7. Josh, Official SpokesGay says

    A Jelly so angry at the govment it teabags itself.

    YES! Best caption evah! Btw, though, it’s gummint.

  8. Gyeong Hwa Pak, Scholar of Shen Zhou says

    PZ, you can’t count. I see only a quarter of a dozen comment complaining about the italics. Not a half.

    *runs away

  9. Mak says

    Looks like we’ll have to complain just to keep up PZ’s reputation for accuracy.

    Gosh darn italics! Get off my lawn!

  10. 75movies says

    22 Then God created one last creature, a lone jellyfish with balls for a hat. And with this God brought fashion unto the world. And God saw that it was good, a little gay, but good nonetheless.

  11. Sili, The Unknown Virgin says

    May is the sexiest month, wearing
    gonads like a crown

    Sorry, I’m no Cuttlefish.

  12. Brownian, OM says

    So, what’s the deal here? Are we looking at testes or ovaries? Is this porn? Erotica? Someone at least tell me it’s NSFW.

    I hate playing by the rules.

  13. daveau says

    God is perfect, and all his creations are perfect. Don’t question it.

  14. tesserazoa says

    Yeah, but what the heck is a family? There is no objective way to determine these taxonomic ranks. What if this is just a weird representative of one of the other families of Narcomedusae?

  15. great.american.satan says

    No one is gonna top kantalope’s joke, I’m sorry.


  16. Morse says

    Do we know about it’s mating practices, yet? The first thought after seeing that many gonads is “What the hell does it need all those for!? What kind of kinky shit do these jellyfish get up to?”.

    Although, is this one of those age-old trade-offs: quantity over quality?

  17. Ben Goren says

    I say we nickname it the JesusFish. After all, judging from all the holy foreskins on the market at one time or another, Jesus surely had at least this many wangs.

    …just trying to tie this in with the rest of today’s threads, is all….



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  18. scooterKPFT says

    a riddle:

    what is spineless and wears gonads like a crown?

    hint: it spells it’s signs wrong, is usually on Medicare, doesn’t have a job, and it hates socialism.

  19. Woof says

    The picture reminds me of the Cheela from Dragon’s Egg and Starquake.

  20. great.american.satan says

    Wow, Ben Goren. You got the IRLs LOL. Close to as funny as Kantalope. Now I’m all confused.

  21. Ben Goren says

    Thanks, satan. I try.

    And you ain’t the only one confused….



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    BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
    “All but God can prove this sentence true.”

  22. Mike in Ontario, NY says

    City of Gonads is SO going to be the name of my next band.